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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24345 on: April 07, 2013, 03:27:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24346 on: April 07, 2013, 03:33:50 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 07, 2013, 03:25:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 07, 2013, 02:34:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 07, 2013, 12:42:29 PM
Some bastard is stealing my lemons.......... cussing:

Not me...  angel1

Might be in Pafos on Thursday tho....  rubschin:

 :thumbsup:  and found the car ..............  whoever parked that ....... noooo:

Misty prolly...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24347 on: April 07, 2013, 03:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 07, 2013, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 07, 2013, 03:25:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 07, 2013, 02:34:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 07, 2013, 12:42:29 PM
Some bastard is stealing my lemons.......... cussing:

Not me...  angel1

Might be in Pafos on Thursday tho....  rubschin:

 :thumbsup:  and found the car ..............  whoever parked that ....... noooo:

Misty prolly...  whistle:

I thought so........ whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24348 on: April 07, 2013, 07:41:44 PM »
Just got back from work.  I was late leaving as I was sent to get 7 bags from the VIP suite.  I nearly caused a diplomatic incident. Whoops...>:D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24349 on: April 07, 2013, 07:48:46 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 07, 2013, 07:41:44 PM
Just got back from work.  I was late leaving as I was sent to get 7 bags from the VIP suite.  I nearly caused a diplomatic incident. Whoops...>:D

What happened ....  Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24350 on: April 07, 2013, 08:11:27 PM »
More to the point, who to?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24351 on: April 07, 2013, 08:24:04 PM »
A delegation of officials from India. They were running a bit late for a Geneva flight and I refused to take their 3 "diplomatic bags" until they were correctly tagged.  They muttered about "not having these problems in India". I muttered that most third world countries weren't renowned for their security...didn't go down too well.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24352 on: April 07, 2013, 08:25:52 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 07, 2013, 08:24:04 PM
A delegation of officials from India. They were running a bit late for a Geneva flight and I refused to take their 3 "diplomatic bags" until they were correctly tagged.  They muttered about "not having these problems in India". I muttered that most third world countries weren't renowned for their security...didn't go down too well.

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That's all your help centre calls naffed tho........ noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24353 on: April 07, 2013, 08:30:39 PM »
One of the feckin bags weighed 52kgs! I launched it on to the back of the lorry and I am sure I heard the sound of breaking bottles. I bet it was full of whisky...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24354 on: April 07, 2013, 08:32:17 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 07, 2013, 08:30:39 PM
One of the feckin bags weighed 52kgs! I launched it on to the back of the lorry and I am sure I heard the sound of breaking bottles. I bet it was full of whisky...

Never trusted those darkies......... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24355 on: April 07, 2013, 09:41:27 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 07, 2013, 08:30:39 PM
One of the feckin bags weighed 52kgs! I launched it on to the back of the lorry and I am sure I heard the sound of breaking bottles. I bet it was full of whisky...

Nice one.... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24356 on: April 07, 2013, 09:49:34 PM »
Many years ago we arrived at TMRs airport and had to go through the red channel.  Just behind us in the queue was some poor guy with a large case of bottles of rum - that had clearly been given the welcome to Gatwick treatment.

A wonderfully smelling puddle of rum was growing around him.

I had visions of the conversation with the inspector going like this

"And what do you have to declare sir" 

"33 litres of Rum over the allowance no make that 32, no 31, 30, 29  . . . . . ."


Tempting as it wasm we did not hang around to find out

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24357 on: April 07, 2013, 10:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 07, 2013, 09:49:34 PM
Many years ago we arrived at TMRs airport and had to go through the red channel.  Just behind us in the queue was some poor guy with a large case of bottles of rum - that had clearly been given the welcome to Gatwick treatment.

A wonderfully smelling puddle of rum was growing around him.

I had visions of the conversation with the inspector going like this

"And what do you have to declare sir" 

"33 litres of Rum over the allowance no make that 32, no 31, 30, 29  . . . . . ."


Tempting as it wasm we did not hang around to find out

Serves him right we VP'rs would never do anything like that ..... redface: redface: ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24358 on: April 08, 2013, 07:57:53 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on April 07, 2013, 08:30:39 PM
One of the feckin bags weighed 52kgs! I launched it on to the back of the lorry and I am sure I heard the sound of breaking bottles. I bet it was full of whisky...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24359 on: April 08, 2013, 08:15:44 AM »
Quote from: boogs on April 07, 2013, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 07, 2013, 09:49:34 PM
Many years ago we arrived at TMRs airport and had to go through the red channel.  Just behind us in the queue was some poor guy with a large case of bottles of rum - that had clearly been given the welcome to Gatwick treatment.

A wonderfully smelling puddle of rum was growing around him.

I had visions of the conversation with the inspector going like this

"And what do you have to declare sir" 

"33 litres of Rum over the allowance no make that 32, no 31, 30, 29  . . . . . ."


Tempting as it wasm we did not hang around to find out

Serves him right we VP'rs would never do anything like that ..... redface: redface: ;D

Oh we would, but can't admit it as we're being watched in here. whistle:
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