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[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Sitting here with a very cold zider, (no pork), half expecting to see the washing that its clinging tenaciously to the washing line sail past the window. Thinking that I really should go and find out how to use the Etsy site and not feeling dreadfully enthusiastic about it.  Feeling equally unenthusiastic about putting some 'stuff' on Amazon to sell.

I am sure another zider will resolve the situation.

[Steve]

should do, go on 'ave another

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

should do, go on 'ave another

  Sorted. 

[tel]

In a very contented daze.

Mrs Tel cooked me fried bread as part of brekkie - first time ever 

[apc2010]

In a very contented daze.

Mrs Tel cooked me fried bread as part of brekkie - first time ever 

    

[Just One More]

should do, go on 'ave another

  Sorted. 

I finished standby one hour ago, so I'm on the Legbender cider tonight. It will be used to wash down various products bought from these guys who had a large stall in the town square this afternoon

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

should do, go on 'ave another

  Sorted. 

I finished standby one hour ago, so I'm on the Legbender cider tonight. It will be used to wash down various products bought from these guys who had a large stall in the town square this afternoon

Yumster.

[Baldy]

I seem to have been on the piss with Bangcock Dick again. 

[Just One More]

should do, go on 'ave another

  Sorted. 

I finished standby one hour ago, so I'm on the Legbender cider tonight. It will be used to wash down various products bought from these guys who had a large stall in the town square this afternoon

Yumster.

Burp     ...hic 

[Baldy]

should do, go on 'ave another

  Sorted. 

I finished standby one hour ago, so I'm on the Legbender cider tonight. It will be used to wash down various products bought from these guys who had a large stall in the town square this afternoon

Yumster.

Burp     ...hic 

Jomster.
Please please tell me you are not one of those knobs that posts their meals on faceache each time it is put in front of you. 

[Just One More]

Oh no, I think I missed doing one of me tea on Boxing day like 

[Baldy]

Oh no, I think I missed doing one of me tea on Boxing day like 

  excused. 

[Pastis]

Hoovering tiny fragments of broken glass off the dining table 

I ordered a smart new uplighter online from John Lewis on Saturday night. Order ready for despatch and on the van 07:20 this morning  , delivered this afternoon by CityLink, also now known as ShittyLink since I can only think it was they who chucked the item around thus shattering the glass bowl    .
A replacement is on it's way allegedly ... what a feckin waste 
Perhaps I'm being too quick to level the blame at ShittyLink ... inadequate packaging from the supplier to JL? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Hoovering tiny fragments of broken glass off the dining table 

I ordered a smart new uplighter online from John Lewis on Saturday night. Order ready for despatch and on the van 07:20 this morning  , delivered this afternoon by CityLink, also now known as ShittyLink since I can only think it was they who chucked the item around thus shattering the glass bowl    .
A replacement is on it's way allegedly ... what a feckin waste 
Perhaps I'm being too quick to level the blame at ShittyLink ... inadequate packaging from the supplier to JL? 

   Oh dear, still at least you are somewhere, you will notice from the lack of posts that the rest of us have been nowhere. 

[Steve]

. . .Perhaps I'm being too quick to level the blame at ShittyLink ... inadequate packaging from the supplier to JL? 

Didn't have any markings to say it had passed through Gatwick did it?

Shittylink are the resident usual suspect in these matters.