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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24570 on: April 17, 2013, 11:37:14 AM »
Just watched Mrs T's funeral ...... don't care what anyone says we Brits can do ceremony and such with a style that no other country can match.
Makes yer proud it does.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24571 on: April 17, 2013, 11:40:10 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24572 on: April 17, 2013, 01:18:32 PM »
Soooorrreeeeeee! Too bizzy reading all the posts shite I've missed recently
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24573 on: April 17, 2013, 06:21:13 PM »
After catching up since yesterday, I'm left with vague uneasy feeling that someone has slipped something dubious in my tea . . .

It's more than surreal.

Popes shitting in the wood? WTF?

Argh!   eeek: shrugs: Shrugs: sadsmiley45: thatsit:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24574 on: April 17, 2013, 06:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 17, 2013, 06:21:13 PM
After catching up since yesterday, I'm left with vague uneasy feeling that someone has slipped something dubious in my tea . . .

It's more than surreal.

Popes shitting in the wood? WTF?

Argh!   eeek: shrugs: Shrugs: sadsmiley45: thatsit:

That'd be Miss C then.

She's norarf growing and cooking up some weird stuff in that funny farm back garden of hers lately, and she's been talking some weird right owld shite too.....more than average in fact. Thumbs:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24575 on: April 17, 2013, 09:34:12 PM »
I think that it is prolly an AFFs thing, a play on is the pope a catholic and does a bear shit in the woods. It's been doing the rounds for years. Sorry. redface:

Oh that and the magic mushrooms, they help me talk more shite than normal. confused: Next thing you know I will be doing owl impersonations and going on a road trip with Mr Fluffy Bear, AKA, My Claws are (partially)Retracted Momentarily. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24576 on: April 17, 2013, 09:44:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 17, 2013, 09:34:12 PM
I think that it is prolly an AFFs thing, a play on is the pope a catholic and does a bear shit in the woods. It's been doing the rounds for years. Sorry. redface:

Oh that and the magic mushrooms, they help me talk more shite than normal. confused: Next thing you know I will be doing owl impersonations and going on a road trip with Mr Fluffy Bear, AKA, My Claws are (partially)Retracted Momentarily. cloud9:

I thought everybody knew ...does the pope shit in the woods..... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24577 on: April 17, 2013, 09:49:51 PM »
Apparently not. razz:

Was here this morning....

http://www.globalmanufacturingfestival.com/programme-2/get-up-to-speed/

Was interesting, very interesting. rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24578 on: April 18, 2013, 05:14:25 AM »
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24579 on: April 18, 2013, 06:07:27 AM »
Today I will mostly be in meetings.  The first will be in the Nat West bank. noooo:

The second will be with a local building company.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24580 on: April 18, 2013, 06:09:11 AM »
 
Back to reality (earworm  redface:)

Mouth Doctor then West Brum.   ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24581 on: April 18, 2013, 07:09:18 AM »
Today I shall mostlybe moving the fan in different directions so that the shit is distributed evenly  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24582 on: April 18, 2013, 08:49:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2013, 07:09:18 AM
Today I shall mostlybe moving the fan in different directions so that the shit is distributed evenly  noooo:

Is this at work or in the new bathroom?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24583 on: April 18, 2013, 08:51:33 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2013, 08:49:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2013, 07:09:18 AM
Today I shall mostlybe moving the fan in different directions so that the shit is distributed evenly  noooo:

Is this at work or in the new bathroom?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24584 on: April 18, 2013, 09:08:22 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2013, 08:49:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2013, 07:09:18 AM
Today I shall mostlybe moving the fan in different directions so that the shit is distributed evenly  noooo:

Is this at work or in the new bathroom?

 lol: lol: lol:
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