The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[miss Tchevious]

What can I say, other than you have my deepest sympathy being stuck with that scruffy attention seeking urchin of a grot bag.

Noes Noes Noes Please I need your protection..... don't leave me... 

BTW saw you have a new programe starting bout you BBC one Wednesday nights....

Thanks for the "heads-up"  

That's the one.
Treat me nicely and there'll be no problem.

 you know we always try my furry love chick.

[boogs]

What can I say, other than you have my deepest sympathy being stuck with that scruffy attention seeking urchin of a grot bag.

Noes Noes Noes Please I need your protection..... don't leave me... 

BTW saw you have a new programe starting bout you BBC one Wednesday nights....

Thanks for the "heads-up"  

That's the one.
Treat me nicely and there'll be no problem.

 you know we always try my furry love chick.

Classic .....

[boogs]

What can I say, other than you have my deepest sympathy being stuck with that scruffy attention seeking urchin of a grot bag.

Noes Noes Noes Please I need your protection..... don't leave me... 

BTW saw you have a new programe starting bout you BBC one Wednesday nights....

Thanks for the "heads-up"  

That's the one.
Treat me nicely and there'll be no problem.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am having to re-write most of my plans for the tail end of this week. Was due to be in Hampshire yesterday. Won't be down there until Sunday now.

[Miss Demeanour]

Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go 

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh " 

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .


Phone call terminated at 08:45 

[Nick]

 

I am sure you can hardly wait for her to get home

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go 

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh " 

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .


Phone call terminated at 08:45 

  Oh dear, well done for not pandering to her.

[boogs]

Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go 

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh " 

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .



Phone call terminated at 08:45 

Don't you just love them...

Been there done that  got the teeshirt......

Good News..

It will get better honest ....

Bad News ...

It takes a long time..... Sorry...

Some advice from an old hand don't give in ....

I  found if I didn't argue and laughed at them they had nothing to go on... Much flouncing about, banging of doors and loud music.. But kept my sanity.

[Miss Demeanour]

My plan is to leave home when she is 18 

[apc2010]

Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go 

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh " 

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .


Phone call terminated at 08:45 

Tell her you are stressed coz you're preggers........

[Steve]

My plan is to leave home when she is 18 

But then she gets the new bathroom 

Anyway I am so glad we never had kids.  How you parents get through it without inflicting horrendous death and worserer punishments on kids amazes me 

[Just One More]

Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go 

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh " 

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .


Phone call terminated at 08:45 

Violet Elizabeth - "I'll scweam and scweam and scweam until I'm psick, and I can" 

[Nick]

Developments awaited 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Having had only boys here I can't comment on this situation.  I don't think the youngest ever missed school because he didn't want to go and the only two times the eldest did, it was because him and me both went AWOL: first time we climbed the Malverns Hills and then had a lovely lunch in a pub and the second time we also went for lunch miles away in a pub.  Lovely quality times on both occasions (didnt even tell their Dad  ).

 

[Nick]

Well we all know boys are easier than gerls. |Obviously 

And how is the Eldest dealing with his "issues" these days?