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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24645 on: April 19, 2013, 05:58:11 PM »
Quote from: boogs on April 19, 2013, 09:23:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2013, 09:04:31 AM
Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go  cussing:

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh "  whacky115

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .



Phone call terminated at 08:45  :thumbsup:

Don't you just love them... angry041:

Been there done that  got the teeshirt...... :thumbsup:

Good News..

It will get better honest .... eeek:

Bad News ...

It takes a long time..... Sorry... redface:

Some advice from an old hand don't give in ....

I  found if I didn't argue and laughed at them they had nothing to go on... Much flouncing about, banging of doors and loud music.. But kept my sanity. :thumbsup:

Do wat now?  Who the bloody hell told you that?  Who ever it was they were lying. noooo:  If it was the voices in your head that is perfectly acceptable. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24646 on: April 19, 2013, 06:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 19, 2013, 05:58:11 PM
Quote from: boogs on April 19, 2013, 09:23:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2013, 09:04:31 AM
Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go  cussing:

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh "  whacky115

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .



Phone call terminated at 08:45  :thumbsup:

Don't you just love them... angry041:

Been there done that  got the teeshirt...... :thumbsup:

Good News..

It will get better honest .... eeek:

Bad News ...

It takes a long time..... Sorry... redface:

Some advice from an old hand don't give in ....

I  found if I didn't argue and laughed at them they had nothing to go on... Much flouncing about, banging of doors and loud music.. But kept my sanity. :thumbsup:

Do wat now?  Who the bloody hell told you that?  Who ever it was they were lying. noooo:  If it was the voices in your head that is perfectly acceptable. angel1

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: That's the one... You've been there   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24647 on: April 19, 2013, 07:45:19 PM »
Quote from: boogs on April 19, 2013, 06:40:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 19, 2013, 05:58:11 PM
Quote from: boogs on April 19, 2013, 09:23:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2013, 09:04:31 AM
Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go  cussing:

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh "  whacky115

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .



Phone call terminated at 08:45  :thumbsup:

Don't you just love them... angry041:

Been there done that  got the teeshirt...... :thumbsup:

Good News..

It will get better honest .... eeek:

Bad News ...

It takes a long time..... Sorry... redface:

Some advice from an old hand don't give in ....

I  found if I didn't argue and laughed at them they had nothing to go on... Much flouncing about, banging of doors and loud music.. But kept my sanity. :thumbsup:

Do wat now?  Who the bloody hell told you that?  Who ever it was they were lying. noooo:  If it was the voices in your head that is perfectly acceptable. angel1

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: That's the one... You've been there   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Oh noes it wasn't me, those are all your own voices. I only go into the mind's of silly people on Yahoo Answers, umm talking of which I may have to go and pay the place a visit. eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24648 on: April 20, 2013, 04:26:12 AM »
Today I was mostly going shooting...

but I'm damned if I'm standing out in the rain and getting me shooter wet....  noooo:

Sunshine holiday island my arse...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24649 on: April 20, 2013, 06:02:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 04:26:12 AM
Today I was mostly going shooting...

but I'm damned if I'm standing out in the rain and getting me shooter wet....  noooo:

Sunshine holiday island my arse...  evil:

Worried that your ammunition might get wet?



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24650 on: April 20, 2013, 06:06:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 04:26:12 AM
Today I was mostly going shooting...

but I'm damned if I'm standing out in the rain and getting me shooter wet....  noooo:

Sunshine holiday island my arse...  evil:

You could start a water harvesting project.

I can lend you a bucket dear BM dear BM I can lend you a bucket dear BM a bucket.

angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24651 on: April 20, 2013, 06:41:14 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 06:02:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 04:26:12 AM
Today I was mostly going shooting...

but I'm damned if I'm standing out in the rain and getting me shooter wet....  noooo:

Sunshine holiday island my arse...  evil:

Worried that your ammunition might get wet?




Yes... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24652 on: April 20, 2013, 06:41:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2013, 06:06:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 04:26:12 AM
Today I was mostly going shooting...

but I'm damned if I'm standing out in the rain and getting me shooter wet....  noooo:

Sunshine holiday island my arse...  evil:

You could start a water harvesting project.

I can lend you a bucket dear BM dear BM I can lend you a bucket dear BM a bucket.

angel1

Thass an earworm I could have done without today thanks...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24653 on: April 20, 2013, 06:55:39 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24654 on: April 20, 2013, 11:06:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 04:26:12 AM
Today I was mostly going shooting...

But CDB doesn't start yet, save your ammunition I reckon
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24655 on: April 20, 2013, 04:36:35 PM »
Its been a lazy day here.  Went food shopping.  Spent an hour or so cooking.  Ate a late lunch with the boys when the Eldest got in from work.  Little Un and himself have gone to watch football.  The Eldest is pottering around the garden and garage, mowing lawns and cleaning cars. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24656 on: April 20, 2013, 04:41:41 PM »
How is the Interior Furnishing business going? I worry about that boy  noooo:  Mind you, the West Midlands bourgeoisie was always keen on velour and stuff  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24657 on: April 20, 2013, 04:44:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24658 on: April 20, 2013, 06:40:47 PM »
In my local with a few pints of Young's.  The cause of most of my problems and the answer to most :D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24659 on: April 20, 2013, 06:43:16 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 20, 2013, 06:40:47 PM
In my local with a few pints of Young's.  The cause of most of my problems and the answer to most :D

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