The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

In my local with a few pints of Young's.  The cause of most of my problems and the answer to most

Rolf........

[Baldy]

In my local with a few pints of Young's.  The cause of most of my problems and the answer to most

Rolf........

 

[Pastis]

On a train t'oop North. It'll be about 7 hrs worth of train by the time I'm back home tonight.

[Miss Demeanour]

On a Sunday 

That really is accepting the Engineering Works Challenge 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

On a Sunday 

That really is accepting the Engineering Works Challenge 

 

That'll be 7 hours on a train 7 hjours on a coach or bus and then 3 hours milling around waiting for things, he's going to be knackerded when he gets home.  We had better send the VP recovery troops in with sustenance.  Miss D have you still got the nurses uniform or has Tipsy got it now I loose track.  Has Boogs ever had a fitting?

A fitting what I hear you all cry.   She may have her own uniform either way I think that we need more than three now I shall place an order immediately.

I am off on a road trip to Hampshire.  By the end of the week whatever little remains of my sanity will be in tatters.

[Barman]

On a train t'oop North. It'll be about 7 hrs worth of train by the time I'm back home tonight.

How old are you like...? 

[Baldy]

On a Sunday 

That really is accepting the Engineering Works Challenge 

 

That'll be 7 hours on a train 7 hjours on a coach or bus and then 3 hours milling around waiting for things, he's going to be knackerded when he gets home.  We had better send the VP recovery troops in with sustenance.  Miss D have you still got the nurses uniform or has Tipsy got it now I loose track.  Has Boogs ever had a fitting?

A fitting what I hear you all cry.   She may have her own uniform either way I think that we need more than three now I shall place an order immediately.

I am off on a road trip to Hampshire.  By the end of the week whatever little remains of my sanity will be in tatters.

A special price of a tenner to VP members. 

[Barman]

Just off to get bladdered... 

[Pastis]

Stockport station's a barrel of laughs on a Sunday morning ... Not.
Only about another half hour to go ... and no engineering works so far

[Pastis]

Stockport station is distinctive in having a Platform #0   

[Just One More]

Stockport station's a barrel of laughs on a Sunday morning ... Not.
Only about another half hour to go ... and no engineering works so far

Stockport Station.... living the dream eh Pastis 

[Steve]

Stockport station is distinctive in having a Platform #0   

we used to dream of having a platform 0.  -2 was bestest we ever got



I see they've saved you a seat

[The Moan Ranger]

Groundhog day. 2 hour walk with the dogs and now sitting in the beer garden with a Peroni.

[Nick]

Been out for lunch. Pink Sis offered a vivid description of her experience of colonic irrigation 

[The Brat]

Hooooge ruck with The Brat this morning.

She had some practical exam this morning but reckons is she went she would fail as being marked by external marker and she already had mark received from teacher. So she just didn't bother to go 

Not that I knew

School phoned up ..." where is she"

Miss D " Dunno "

Miss D phones Brat " Where are you"

Brat " I'm not going and you can't make me. You don't understand the stress I'm under and you think you know everything. well you don't. You know nothing. I'm not going. Do you hear me , I'm not going."

Miss D " Well I'll tell the school that "

Brat " You can't tell them that cos then I will lose my mark and get a zero and fail "

Miss D " eh " 

Brat " just tell them I'm ill and I will go to the walk in doctors and get a certificate  and then it'll be alright "

Miss D " Nope, I'm not going to lie for you . You ring them and tell them "

Brat " OMG . I can't believe you can be so ridiculous and unsupportive about this situation. You have no idea what it is like to be going through such a difficult time  and to have such pressures . It's not lying , everybody does it. You are prepared to ruin my future for your own stupidity...etc etc etc .


Phone call terminated at 08:45 

She is horrid. Its all lies.