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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24750 on: April 24, 2013, 03:26:09 PM »
No problem in your case then  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24751 on: April 25, 2013, 11:35:37 AM »
I am re-glazing MeMi's windows...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24752 on: April 25, 2013, 11:37:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2013, 11:35:37 AM
I am re-glazing MeMi's windows...  cloud9:

 rubschin:   why.........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24753 on: April 25, 2013, 11:41:54 AM »
Werking on a carefully worded presentation for the lesbians  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24754 on: April 25, 2013, 12:05:47 PM »
 Yargh:

Repeat 100 times....

I must not throttle my mother
I must not throttle my mother
I must not throttle my mother
I must not throttle my mother
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24755 on: April 25, 2013, 12:06:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 25, 2013, 12:05:47 PM
Yargh:

Repeat 100 times....

I must not throttle my mother
I must not throttle my mother
I must not throttle my mother
I must not throttle my mother

Is it too early for a glass of wine....... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24756 on: April 25, 2013, 12:34:46 PM »
Chloroform  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24757 on: April 25, 2013, 01:13:07 PM »
Stuff her ful off voddy and Cream Egs. Mine passes out after that
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24758 on: April 25, 2013, 02:57:42 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2013, 11:37:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2013, 11:35:37 AM
I am re-glazing MeMi's windows...  cloud9:

 rubschin:   why.........

Because the seals on the quarter-lights were rotten....  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24759 on: April 25, 2013, 03:01:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2013, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2013, 11:37:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2013, 11:35:37 AM
I am re-glazing MeMi's windows...  cloud9:

 rubschin:   why.........

Because the seals on the quarter-lights were rotten....  Thumbs:

oh ok ..........how is the raspberry.......(not the techy thing).......
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24760 on: April 25, 2013, 03:05:44 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2013, 03:01:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2013, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2013, 11:37:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2013, 11:35:37 AM
I am re-glazing MeMi's windows...  cloud9:

 rubschin:   why.........

Because the seals on the quarter-lights were rotten....  Thumbs:

oh ok ..........how is the raspberry.......(not the techy thing).......

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24761 on: April 25, 2013, 03:06:47 PM »
The cripple ....... noooo:  you mong.......
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24762 on: April 25, 2013, 03:13:14 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2013, 03:06:47 PM
The cripple ....... noooo:  you mong.......

Still shouting orders...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24763 on: April 25, 2013, 03:15:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2013, 03:13:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2013, 03:06:47 PM
The cripple ....... noooo:  you mong.......

Still shouting orders...  noooo:

She must be better then.......... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24764 on: April 25, 2013, 03:17:36 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2013, 03:13:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2013, 03:06:47 PM
The cripple ....... noooo:  you mong.......

Still shouting orders...  noooo:

She must be better then.......... :thumbsup:

It was her foot - not her jaw... ::)










Unfortunately....  redface:
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