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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24795 on: April 26, 2013, 10:44:54 AM »
Meeting Baldy n B/cockdick for a drink ......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24796 on: April 26, 2013, 12:05:22 PM »
Had to go to the hospickle today only in an hour so have skived off werk for the rest of the day... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24797 on: April 26, 2013, 12:08:53 PM »
 :thumbsup:

I am fielding e mails from angry lesbians  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24798 on: April 26, 2013, 12:12:37 PM »
Quote from: boogs on April 26, 2013, 12:05:22 PM
Had to go to the hospickle today only in an hour so have skived off werk for the rest of the day... cloud9:
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Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 12:08:53 PM
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I am fielding e mails from angry lesbians  scared2:
you didn't say THAT word again did you?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24799 on: April 26, 2013, 12:22:46 PM »
It doesn't take much to make a lesbian angry  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24800 on: April 26, 2013, 12:24:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 12:08:53 PM
:thumbsup:

I am fielding e mails from angry lesbians  scared2:

And I bet you are enjoying it... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24801 on: April 26, 2013, 12:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 12:22:46 PM
It doesn't take much to make a lesbian angry  scared2:

My last boss when I werked for B.Gas was a lesso.

I thought it was just men that she thouroughly depised, but no, she hated and despised everything in the whole werld.
Thouroughly nasty rough piece of werk. Had a few 'run in's with the vile bitch. sick2:

Looked and built like a geezer too.
Bet she had hairy armpits. rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24802 on: April 26, 2013, 12:29:01 PM »
They aren't big on humour  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24803 on: April 26, 2013, 12:29:38 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2013, 12:12:37 PM
Quote from: boogs on April 26, 2013, 12:05:22 PM
Had to go to the hospickle today only in an hour so have skived off werk for the rest of the day... cloud9:
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TBPH Steve I couldn't care less any more .... They either want me or they don't.....
life is to short... ::)

BTW appologies for snapping the other day you know what we wimmin are like.... redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24804 on: April 26, 2013, 12:32:55 PM »
When the Boy was about 6 the landlady of the local pub did a Sant's Grotto. The regular Santa and Elf let her down and she substituted a local lesbian couple.

Both had extensive facial piercings  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24805 on: April 26, 2013, 12:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 12:29:01 PM
They aren't big on humour  noooo:

Completely by-passed.

I heard she'd become a rozzer after we were all made redundant.

Now that REALLY didn't come as the shock of the deacde.
Absolutely ideal attitiude problem and massive superiority complex. ::)

Oh how us lads under her 'control'absolutely thoiroughly hated the vile nasty viperous cow.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24806 on: April 26, 2013, 12:45:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 12:29:01 PM
They aren't big on humour  noooo:

In my experience they have a big chip on their shoulders (some at least) ..... noooo:


They invariably don't understand what they are missing.... redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24807 on: April 26, 2013, 12:46:20 PM »
Quote from: boogs on April 26, 2013, 12:45:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 12:29:01 PM
They aren't big on humour  noooo:

In my experience they have a big chip on their shoulders (some at least) ..... noooo:


They invariably don't understand what they are missing.... redface:

Why Boogsiewoogsie? What they missing like ey? razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24808 on: April 26, 2013, 01:09:41 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 12:46:20 PM
Quote from: boogs on April 26, 2013, 12:45:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 12:29:01 PM
They aren't big on humour  noooo:

In my experience they have a big chip on their shoulders (some at least) ..... noooo:


They invariably don't understand what they are missing.... redface:

 To much of a lady too say ..... eyes:  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24809 on: April 26, 2013, 01:22:50 PM »
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