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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24825 on: April 26, 2013, 10:10:25 PM »
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I'm back here like....  Thumbs:

Good afternoon Mr BM sir how are you this afternoon..... :thumbsup:

I'm fine thanks booger.... (hic)  redface:

That bad is it... ::)

It IS Friday....  redface:

Zactly........ :thumbsup:  and then the weekend ... :thumbsup:  ,,,

I am going to some motor show thing in Nicosia on Sunday... trade only like....  Thumbs:

No doubt there will be dolly-birds draped over cars and stuff....  whistle:

Gonna take the SLK....

Dolly birds, dolly birds? Good grief man are you stuck in 1975 or summat?  Take care Yewtree is out to get the likes of you. ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24826 on: April 27, 2013, 04:22:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 26, 2013, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 04:08:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 03:37:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 01:37:20 PM
Quote from: boogs on April 26, 2013, 01:33:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: boogs on April 26, 2013, 01:29:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 01:22:50 PM
I'm back here like....  Thumbs:

Good afternoon Mr BM sir how are you this afternoon..... :thumbsup:

I'm fine thanks booger.... (hic)  redface:

That bad is it... ::)

It IS Friday....  redface:

Zactly........ :thumbsup:  and then the weekend ... :thumbsup:  ,,,

I am going to some motor show thing in Nicosia on Sunday... trade only like....  Thumbs:

No doubt there will be dolly-birds draped over cars and stuff....  whistle:

Gonna take the SLK....

Dolly birds, dolly birds? Good grief man are you stuck in 1975 or summat?  Take care Yewtree is out to get the likes of you. ;)

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And...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24827 on: April 27, 2013, 07:26:30 AM »
That'll be scantily clad bints then. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24828 on: April 27, 2013, 07:28:58 AM »
Going on my bike.    cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24829 on: April 27, 2013, 09:21:59 AM »
fixing things I should have fixed yesterday


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24830 on: April 27, 2013, 09:43:18 AM »
Off out on a mission
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24831 on: April 27, 2013, 10:44:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 27, 2013, 09:43:18 AM
Off out on a mission

Most excellent news.
May it be an exceedingly long and troublesome one (it will be if you're involved), and no need to hurry back either. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24832 on: April 27, 2013, 12:40:45 PM »
Off to Basingstoke RU to see the play-off vs Eton


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24833 on: April 27, 2013, 01:38:20 PM »
Well I got propositioned  Shocked:

Met the lads for a drink (Growler knows where) and a wumman came over, put her hand on my arm, said how attractive I was and asked for my number.  eeek:

My mates were agape   eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

I laughed bravely and she wandered off.

THen her son came over and apologised for his mother "She has Alzheimer's"  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24834 on: April 27, 2013, 01:40:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 27, 2013, 01:38:20 PM
Well I got propositioned  Shocked:

Met the lads for a drink (Growler knows where) and a wumman came over, put her hand on my arm, said how attractive I was and asked for my number.  eeek:

My mates were agape   eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

I laughed bravely and she wandered off.

THen her son came over and apologised for his mother "She has Alzheimer's"  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24835 on: April 27, 2013, 01:55:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 27, 2013, 01:38:20 PM
Well I got propositioned  Shocked:

Met the lads for a drink (Growler knows where) and a wumman came over, put her hand on my arm, said how attractive I was and asked for my number.  eeek:

My mates were agape   eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

I laughed bravely and she wandered off.

THen her son came over and apologised for his mother "She has Alzheimer's"  evil:

happy001

Still, any port in a storm eh...?  eyes:

When I was at the BBQ last week there was a bloke I know chatting up a local girl that has a bit of a *koff* reputation like...  whistle:

He had a heart attack a day later and died today...  eeek:

Be careful out there Nick....  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24836 on: April 27, 2013, 01:57:13 PM »
I am still in hiding from the Laydee Lawyer  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24837 on: April 27, 2013, 04:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 27, 2013, 12:40:45 PM
Off to Basingstoke RU to see the play-off vs Eton


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24838 on: April 27, 2013, 06:04:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24839 on: April 27, 2013, 06:04:16 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 27, 2013, 04:33:26 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 27, 2013, 12:40:45 PM
Off to Basingstoke RU to see the play-off vs Eton


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