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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24900 on: April 29, 2013, 04:27:37 AM »
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Took the SLK to Nicosia - came home with the roof down and am now>>>  Sunburn:

Did any of the girlies ask if you'd cut their hair  point:

No... ::)

The one on the right kept poking her tongue out to show me the stud in it tho....  eeek:

... and the one on the left told me that she was 'into gymnastics'....  Shocked:

The one on the left asked "are you a spastic"....... rubschin:

No... ::)

She said I had nice skin like....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24901 on: April 29, 2013, 04:49:04 AM »
Well I was in bed, but I'm up now!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24902 on: April 29, 2013, 05:08:39 AM »
Quote from: GeorgeB on April 29, 2013, 04:49:04 AM
Well I was in bed, but I'm up now!

Welcome George!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24903 on: April 29, 2013, 05:30:32 AM »
Hello George, make yerself comfy  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24904 on: April 29, 2013, 05:45:05 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 05:30:32 AM
Hello George, make yerself comfy  :thumbsup:

You scared him off... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24905 on: April 29, 2013, 06:24:40 AM »
I is like that feckin' big bear on telly last week like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24906 on: April 29, 2013, 07:08:28 AM »
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Foggy  cloud9:

We are all worried about your chest


No need. Chest is fine and dandy. Thankyou for your sincere concern.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24907 on: April 29, 2013, 07:43:29 AM »
Welcome George  hattip:

Do you play Bingo?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24908 on: April 29, 2013, 07:45:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 29, 2013, 07:43:29 AM
Welcome George  hattip:

Do you play Bingo?

Ah... another Bingo player you say?  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24909 on: April 29, 2013, 07:50:36 PM »
Help! I am trapped upstairs cos our friend wont go home!

He popped by to say hello and has been here aaaaaaaaages. I have prepared a sushi banquet for me and apey and am fucking starving. I faked a yawn and said I was going to have a bath and get an early night thinking he would take that as a hint to leave............clearly not.  noooo:

Now I have to stay in the bedroom and poor apey is stuck downstairs with him.


It's ten to eleven and I have not had my dinner!! angry041:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24910 on: April 29, 2013, 07:54:01 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2013, 07:50:36 PM
Help! I am trapped upstairs cos our friend wont go home!

He popped by to say hello and has been here aaaaaaaaages. I have prepared a sushi banquet for me and apey and am fucking starving. I faked a yawn and said I was going to have a bath and get an early night thinking he would take that as a hint to leave............clearly not.  noooo:

Now I have to stay in the bedroom and poor apey is stuck downstairs with him.


It's ten to eleven and I have not had my dinner!! angry041:

Apey giving marriage advice again?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24911 on: April 29, 2013, 08:01:55 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on April 29, 2013, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2013, 07:50:36 PM
Help! I am trapped upstairs cos our friend wont go home!

He popped by to say hello and has been here aaaaaaaaages. I have prepared a sushi banquet for me and apey and am fucking starving. I faked a yawn and said I was going to have a bath and get an early night thinking he would take that as a hint to leave............clearly not.  noooo:

Now I have to stay in the bedroom and poor apey is stuck downstairs with him.


It's ten to eleven and I have not had my dinner!! angry041:

Apey giving marriage advice again?  noooo:


too late, his wife already went back to England.  noooo:


apey's work is done.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24912 on: April 29, 2013, 08:07:02 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2013, 08:01:55 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 29, 2013, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2013, 07:50:36 PM
Help! I am trapped upstairs cos our friend wont go home!

He popped by to say hello and has been here aaaaaaaaages. I have prepared a sushi banquet for me and apey and am fucking starving. I faked a yawn and said I was going to have a bath and get an early night thinking he would take that as a hint to leave............clearly not.  noooo:

Now I have to stay in the bedroom and poor apey is stuck downstairs with him.


It's ten to eleven and I have not had my dinner!! angry041:

Apey giving marriage advice again?  noooo:


too late, his wife already went back to England.  noooo:


apey's work is done.

 lol: lol: lol:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24913 on: April 29, 2013, 08:08:00 PM »
"Rapunzel, let down your hair, let down your hair"... must have been a bugger before stairs were invented
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24914 on: April 29, 2013, 08:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on April 29, 2013, 08:07:02 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2013, 08:01:55 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 29, 2013, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2013, 07:50:36 PM
Help! I am trapped upstairs cos our friend wont go home!

He popped by to say hello and has been here aaaaaaaaages. I have prepared a sushi banquet for me and apey and am fucking starving. I faked a yawn and said I was going to have a bath and get an early night thinking he would take that as a hint to leave............clearly not.  noooo:

Now I have to stay in the bedroom and poor apey is stuck downstairs with him.


It's ten to eleven and I have not had my dinner!! angry041:

Apey giving marriage advice again?  noooo:


too late, his wife already went back to England.  noooo:


apey's work is done.

 lol: lol: lol:

This is a different bloke,......... :thumbsup:
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