Help! I am trapped upstairs cos our friend wont go home!
He popped by to say hello and has been here aaaaaaaaages. I have prepared a sushi banquet for me and apey and am fucking starving. I faked a yawn and said I was going to have a bath and get an early night thinking he would take that as a hint to leave............clearly not.
Now I have to stay in the bedroom and poor apey is stuck downstairs with him.
It's ten to eleven and I have not had my dinner!!