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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25005 on: May 02, 2013, 08:06:53 AM »
Those pesky lesbians get in touch


1. They "hated" us
2. They didn't like our presentation
3. They offered us the contract

Today we shall decide whether to accept their kind offer or tell them where to insert it
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25006 on: May 02, 2013, 08:10:38 AM »
Is it good money?

Could it lead to more business?

Could any of them be converted? *

A "Yes" to any of those and I think you have an answer



* clearly this means in the sense of being converted to think Nick and associates are good peeps, could there be any other interpretation ;-)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25007 on: May 02, 2013, 01:57:09 PM »
Having a pint and a rollie for Snoops :-[
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25008 on: May 02, 2013, 02:00:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25009 on: May 02, 2013, 02:02:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25010 on: May 02, 2013, 02:28:53 PM »
And Sparky reckons she is on top of the lesbians ( eeek:) and their pesky £35K contract
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25011 on: May 02, 2013, 02:33:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 02, 2013, 02:28:53 PM
And Sparky reckons she is on top of the lesbians ( eeek:) and their pesky £35K contract

Thought it was 50...... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25012 on: May 02, 2013, 02:37:57 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2013, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 02, 2013, 02:28:53 PM
And Sparky reckons she is on top of the lesbians ( eeek:) and their pesky £35K contract

Thought it was 50...... rubschin:

Nick talked them down.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25013 on: May 02, 2013, 02:40:19 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2013, 02:37:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2013, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 02, 2013, 02:28:53 PM
And Sparky reckons she is on top of the lesbians ( eeek:) and their pesky £35K contract

Thought it was 50...... rubschin:

Nick talked them down.  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25014 on: May 02, 2013, 02:41:43 PM »
The 35 cuts out some of their more insane demands. I am still not convinced and awa it a call from Sparky
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25015 on: May 02, 2013, 02:44:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 02, 2013, 02:41:43 PM
The 35 cuts out some of their more insane demands. I am still not convinced and awa it a call from Sparky

Is sparky your leading light ......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25016 on: May 02, 2013, 02:44:58 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2013, 02:44:31 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 02, 2013, 02:41:43 PM
The 35 cuts out some of their more insane demands. I am still not convinced and awa it a call from Sparky

Is sparky your leading light ......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25017 on: May 02, 2013, 02:58:54 PM »
Sparky calls (Bumpy is on hols ::)) 

Contract on at reduced rate but I NEVER have to meet the lesbians again
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25018 on: May 02, 2013, 03:43:16 PM »
Oh dear, not a good day. First Snoopy and then I'm told a family friend gave up the ghost this morning too.   cry:

Bowled out for 72 ... although considering his lifestyle it was probably more like caught behind  *snigger*.  And no, I speak not ill of the dead; he often wondered how he managed to survive the swinging '60's  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25019 on: May 02, 2013, 03:55:56 PM »
Is he leaving you his shirts? Are they damaged?
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