The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Pastis]

  

Nope. All that's left is the memory of a fine raconteur with a shady past   

[apc2010]

Having a vino now ....hard night trying to entertain people when not in the mood ......

[Just One More]

   (In a blokey way like)

[apc2010]

  (In a blokey way like)

 

[GROWLER]

Yea, I'll subscribe to that too. Man 'ugs. Can't whack 'em.

Not with that nasty Nick though, 'cus he stinks.

[apc2010]

Yea, I'll subscribe to that too. Man 'ugs. Can't whack 'em.

Not with that nasty Nick though, 'cus he stinks.

Well you broke his shower......

[miss Tchevious]

Yea, I'll subscribe to that too. Man 'ugs. Can't whack 'em.

Not with that nasty Nick though, 'cus he stinks.

I like man hugs. 

[Barman]

Yea, I'll subscribe to that too. Man 'ugs. Can't whack 'em.

Not with that nasty Nick though, 'cus he stinks.

I like man hugs. 

*koff*   

[Miss Demeanour]

Yea, I'll subscribe to that too. Man 'ugs. Can't whack 'em.

Not with that nasty Nick though, 'cus he stinks.

I like man hugs. 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Mouth Butcher this morning.  He hasn't finished paying for his divorce yet and has a need for my contribution. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Mouth butcher 

I don't do dentists 

[Barman]

Mouth Butcher this morning.  He hasn't finished paying for his divorce yet and has a need for my contribution. 

 

Good luck with that...

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Mouth butcher 

I don't do dentists 

   He felt the need to show me his holiday pics of his motorcycling trip around Ireland last time.    

[Miss Demeanour]

Is he trying to save on anesthetic  ?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

  

He should worry about my blood pressure!  He waits till I can't answer then spends all the time telling me how much it is going to cost.   

... and how much money he is saving me.