Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 1672 1673 [1674] 1675 1676 ... 5023   Go Down

Author Topic: The all new "Where are you today?" thread  (Read 3508657 times)

0 Members and 53 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153408
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25095 on: May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 65543
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25096 on: May 05, 2013, 01:06:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

Keep us updated.......
Logged

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153408
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25097 on: May 05, 2013, 01:06:53 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:06:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

Keep us updated.......

Another book you say...?  rubschin:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 65543
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25098 on: May 05, 2013, 01:08:37 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:06:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

Keep us updated.......

Another book you say...?  rubschin:

So Maccy Ds for dinner then........ rubschin:
Logged

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153408
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25099 on: May 05, 2013, 01:09:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:08:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:06:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

Keep us updated.......

Another book you say...?  rubschin:

So Maccy Ds for dinner then........ rubschin:

No, will eat here, collect a sackfull of stuff (snigger) and go back....
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Online Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 63315
  • Reputation: -4
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25100 on: May 05, 2013, 01:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

 eeek:  look what man cooking does.

Hope she's feeling betterer soon
Logged
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153408
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25101 on: May 05, 2013, 02:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2013, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

 eeek:  look what man cooking does.

Hope she's feeling betterer soon

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 65543
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25102 on: May 05, 2013, 02:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 02:07:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2013, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

 eeek:  look what man cooking does.

Hope she's feeling betterer soon

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:

He got a man in to cook..... rubschin:
Logged

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153408
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25103 on: May 05, 2013, 02:12:49 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 02:11:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 02:07:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2013, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

 eeek:  look what man cooking does.

Hope she's feeling betterer soon

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:

He got a man in to cook..... rubschin:

No I fecking didn't!  cussing:

Her stitches were supposed to come out on Tuesday - I reckon she wants to keep me in this nurses uniform for as long as possible....  evil:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 65543
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25104 on: May 05, 2013, 02:19:25 PM »
Your her bitch...... point:
Logged

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25105 on: May 05, 2013, 02:42:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Oh dear, I hope she gets well soon.  happy100

I originally read the post as 'pans on her chest' and wondered what you were up to.  redface:
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153408
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25106 on: May 05, 2013, 02:43:59 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2013, 02:42:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Oh dear, I hope she gets well soon.  happy100

I originally read the post as 'pans on her chest' and wondered what you were up to.  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108868
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25107 on: May 05, 2013, 03:06:58 PM »
I now find I can think of little else but LL's chest  redface:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 65543
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25108 on: May 05, 2013, 03:09:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 05, 2013, 03:06:58 PM
I now find I can think of little else but LL's chest  redface:

 noooo:
Logged

Offline boogs

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 11836
  • Reputation: 3
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25109 on: May 05, 2013, 03:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 05, 2013, 03:06:58 PM
I now find I can think of little else but LL's chest  redface:


Is there any hope .......  noooo: ::)
Logged
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .
Pages: 1 ... 1672 1673 [1674] 1675 1676 ... 5023   Go Up
« previous next »