Off out for an hour ...................see you soon.......
And what sort of time do you call this? An hour you said. I have been sitting here for ages waiting for you to get in. Do you really think that I have nothing better to do (don't answer that) than to sit here waiting for you to come in whenever you please? I have been going out of my mind with worry.
You're grounded, go on naughty step for 2 weeks and no you can't have your mobile phone.
Mmmmm
...that reminds me actually. I meant to ask, have you got a 'mobile norty step', you know, for Nick for next Wednesday...or is it Thursday when i pick him up
... when he's being horrid to me...again.
Oh yes, and can you bring me a
CAKE replica of the one that that heaving thieving twat nicked from me 2 years ago
too please, thank you.