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Offline Just One More

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25335 on: May 13, 2013, 04:58:12 PM »
Been to Dunstable and back
Whipsnade?

I did pass it, saw some mahoosive buffaloes alongside the road, they certainly draw the eye  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25336 on: May 13, 2013, 05:07:24 PM »
Been to Dunstable and back
Whipsnade?

I did pass it, saw some mahoosive buffaloes alongside the road, they certainly draw the eye  cloud9:

I lived near there. The local laydees never caught my eye though.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25337 on: May 13, 2013, 09:08:28 PM »
early finish from the wedding.  cloud9: there were little kids who wanted to sleep so taxis were ordered ahead of time. new venue though, actually on the beach tonight. sand in your toes and everything.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25338 on: May 13, 2013, 09:44:52 PM »
early finish from the wedding.  cloud9: there were little kids who wanted to sleep so taxis were ordered ahead of time. new venue though, actually on the beach tonight. sand in your toes and everywhere else.

Poor Apey.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25339 on: May 14, 2013, 01:34:07 AM »
There is a match/striking joke in there somewhere,

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25340 on: May 14, 2013, 06:05:26 AM »
Home right now, Lake District this afternoon for a few days  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25341 on: May 14, 2013, 06:13:51 AM »
Lucky JOM lovely and peaceful.... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25342 on: May 14, 2013, 06:22:22 AM »
Conference today should be interesting facilitated by Quentin Wilson speakers the Stig (old one) . The senior traffic commissioner for GB, Chief exec RHA , VOSA and various major companies.... and free lunch .. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25343 on: May 14, 2013, 07:08:45 AM »
Tottenham  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25344 on: May 14, 2013, 07:18:18 AM »
Conference today should be interesting facilitated by Quentin Wilson speakers the Stig (old one) . The senior traffic commissioner for GB, Chief exec RHA , VOSA and various major companies.... and free lunch .. :thumbsup:

That actually sounds like a conference worth attending well done that woman.  You may well come out of it being able to lap the Stig at Silverstone. :thumbsup:

JOM hope the rain holds off enough for you to enjoy.

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We are then planning to stay for a couple of days.  Some down time is required.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25345 on: May 14, 2013, 07:26:55 AM »
Off to the village to get some shopping then to the garage to buy a mahoosive gas cylinder...

...then off to Nicosia with my mate that has a cancerous growth on his nose which has to be removed....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25346 on: May 14, 2013, 07:28:29 AM »
His whole nose?  eeek:





















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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25347 on: May 14, 2013, 07:35:44 AM »
No... but they are going to remove it an patch in the hole with a bit off his ear....  sick2:

...there are some jokes in there somewhere but I'm not quite sure what they are yet...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25348 on: May 14, 2013, 09:57:58 AM »
early finish from the wedding.  cloud9: there were little kids who wanted to sleep so taxis were ordered ahead of time. new venue though, actually on the beach tonight. sand in your toes and everywhere else.

Poor Apey.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25349 on: May 14, 2013, 11:23:39 AM »
In Nicosia - twatted down all the way here...  evil:
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