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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25395 on: May 14, 2013, 07:26:28 PM »
How does he smell?

Poor sod, they cut half his nose off, repaired it with half his ear and repaired his ear with a big chunk off his shoulder - 4 hour op....  noooo:

Bless him.. Have they let him go home????... noooo: surely not...

No.... he didn't come back from theatre until past-my-bedtime o'clock....  noooo:

Will drive back tomoz and collect him....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25396 on: May 14, 2013, 07:26:53 PM »
How does he smell?

Poor sod, they cut half his nose off, repaired it with half his ear and repaired his ear with a big chunk off his shoulder - 4 hour op....  noooo:

Bet that cost an arm n a leg ...... redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25397 on: May 14, 2013, 07:27:21 PM »
How does he smell?

Poor sod, they cut half his nose off, repaired it with half his ear and repaired his ear with a big chunk off his shoulder - 4 hour op....  noooo:

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Bless him.. Have they let him go home????... noooo: surely not...

No.... he didn't come back from theatre until past-my-bedtime o'clock....  noooo:

Will drive back tomoz and collect him....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25398 on: May 15, 2013, 09:07:06 AM »
That awkward moment when you need to get a post code from an email amd realise that you have packed  of your reading glasses. redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25399 on: May 15, 2013, 09:20:31 AM »
That awkward moment when you need to get a post code from an email amd realise that you have packed  of your reading glasses. redface:

I had imagined something more elegant for you Miss C.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25400 on: May 15, 2013, 11:43:11 AM »
Today's I shall be working here.....




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25401 on: May 15, 2013, 11:47:17 AM »
Today's I shall be working here.....




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25402 on: May 15, 2013, 11:53:58 AM »
Today's I shall be working here.....




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25403 on: May 15, 2013, 12:34:31 PM »
In BM's absence ........I feel he would like to offer free drinks for the next few hours.......

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25404 on: May 15, 2013, 12:37:37 PM »
In BM's absence ........I feel he would like to offer free drinks for the next few hours.......

Seconded.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25405 on: May 15, 2013, 01:07:12 PM »
In BM's absence ........I feel he would like to offer free drinks for the next few hours.......

Seconded.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25406 on: May 15, 2013, 01:09:59 PM »
thirded... I am back here like....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25407 on: May 15, 2013, 03:13:53 PM »
I am here, the Eldest has brought the Little Un back from Uni for the Summer, with all his stuff.   A comment from the Eldest 10 minutes after arrival ...

     'xxx your bedroom seems to still be in the dining room.'

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25408 on: May 15, 2013, 08:56:32 PM »
yOU CAN AFFORD A DINING ROOM?  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25409 on: May 15, 2013, 09:01:26 PM »
yOU CAN AFFORD A DINING ROOM?  Shocked:

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