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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25530 on: May 19, 2013, 02:39:01 PM »
We were chatting, as you do, about the influence of Lancelot Andrewes on Shakespeare (specifically his Christmas Day sermon in 1599 since you ask) and I took her to Southwark Cathedral to see his tomb after lunch. As a treat, like. angel1

It was then that she revealed that she is a born again Christian (barkingly ferocious sect)

At least you found out now .... eeek:

Have to say a visit to a tomb is not most wimmins idea of a fun 2# date...  redface:

Me and the man are going for our first weekend away together next weekend.  On the way there we are going to see a colleague that used to work for him.  She is a senior pathologist in a mortuary.  He manages or mortuary.

I know her and she is lovely so was looking forward to lunch.  Now turns out we are also going for a tour of their mortuary to see how their standard operating proedures differ etc.

Oh yeah .... bring on the romance  noooo:

Oh dear ... scared2: scared2:

Never mind possibly romance after...  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25531 on: May 19, 2013, 02:39:40 PM »
We were chatting, as you do, about the influence of Lancelot Andrewes on Shakespeare (specifically his Christmas Day sermon in 1599 since you ask) and I took her to Southwark Cathedral to see his tomb after lunch. As a treat, like. angel1

It was then that she revealed that she is a born again Christian (barkingly ferocious sect)

At least you found out now .... eeek:

Have to say a visit to a tomb is not most wimmins idea of a fun 2# date...  redface:

Me and the man are going for our first weekend away together next weekend.  On the way there we are going to see a colleague that used to work for him.  She is a senior pathologist in a mortuary.  He manages or mortuary.

I know her and she is lovely so was looking forward to lunch.  Now turns out we are also going for a tour of their mortuary to see how their standard operating proedures differ etc.

Oh yeah .... bring on the romance  noooo:

Footy season has finished .......good man ....... :thumbsup:

Priorities..... :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25532 on: May 19, 2013, 02:40:35 PM »
We were chatting, as you do, about the influence of Lancelot Andrewes on Shakespeare (specifically his Christmas Day sermon in 1599 since you ask) and I took her to Southwark Cathedral to see his tomb after lunch. As a treat, like. angel1

It was then that she revealed that she is a born again Christian (barkingly ferocious sect)

At least you found out now .... eeek:

Have to say a visit to a tomb is not most wimmins idea of a fun 2# date...  redface:

Me and the man are going for our first weekend away together next weekend.  On the way there we are going to see a colleague that used to work for him.  She is a senior pathologist in a mortuary.  He manages or mortuary.

I know her and she is lovely so was looking forward to lunch.  Now turns out we are also going for a tour of their mortuary to see how their standard operating proedures differ etc.

Oh yeah .... bring on the romance  noooo:

Oh dear ... scared2: scared2:

Never mind possibly romance after...  Thumbs:

Maybe you will see a stifff one....... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25533 on: May 19, 2013, 02:42:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25534 on: May 19, 2013, 02:43:16 PM »
I too can combine lunch with death. It's a gift  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25535 on: May 19, 2013, 02:45:13 PM »
I too can combine lunch with death. It's a gift  angel1

Your man has gone up in my estimation  :thumbsup:

Were you cooking ......... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25536 on: May 19, 2013, 02:50:09 PM »
We were chatting, as you do, about the influence of Lancelot Andrewes on Shakespeare (specifically his Christmas Day sermon in 1599 since you ask) and I took her to Southwark Cathedral to see his tomb after lunch. As a treat, like. angel1

It was then that she revealed that she is a born again Christian (barkingly ferocious sect)

At least you found out now .... eeek:

Have to say a visit to a tomb is not most wimmins idea of a fun 2# date...  redface:

Me and the man are going for our first weekend away together next weekend.  On the way there we are going to see a colleague that used to work for him.  She is a senior pathologist in a mortuary.  He manages or mortuary.

I know her and she is lovely so was looking forward to lunch.  Now turns out we are also going for a tour of their mortuary to see how their standard operating proedures differ etc.

Oh yeah .... bring on the romance  noooo:

Footy season has finished .......good man ....... :thumbsup:

Priorities..... :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25537 on: May 20, 2013, 02:40:53 PM »
Right. Off to my all inclusive wedding. No doubt they are already pissed.

  Wish me luck.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25538 on: May 20, 2013, 02:42:15 PM »
Trying to play catch-up.

I have been trying to help my son out over the last couple of months.  He is still living in a room in having been made homeless.

He has a job but it it isn't F/T and doesn't pay much money most of his salary then goes straight out to maintain his children which is as it should be.

To help a bit I organised a delivery of food to his address. He had seen hide nor hair of this delivery and was waiting to see if this weeks night manager knew anything about it as it was delivered and signed for at 12.33 on Friday 17th by someone called HAIG

I sent a copy of the order to son and he and the day manager looked in Haig's cupboards, there in the cupboards were many of the items listed. 

This of course is not conclusive proof that the little scrote is a thieving git of a bastard and he is of course innocent until I have stamped all over his sticky fingers.

Plod are with my son as I type.  Dear Haig is not the sharpest knife in the draw, he signed his own name on the tracking device. happy001 happy001

Good luck Miss T. :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25539 on: May 20, 2013, 02:43:51 PM »
Trying to play catch-up.

I have been trying to help my son out over the last couple of months.  He is still living in a room in having been made homeless.

He has a job but it it isn't F/T and doesn't pay much money most of his salary then goes straight out to maintain his children which is as it should be.

To help a bit I organised a delivery of food to his address. He had seen hide nor hair of this delivery and was waiting to see if this weeks night manager knew anything about it as it was delivered and signed for at 12.33 on Friday 17th by someone called HAIG

I sent a copy of the order to son and he and the day manager looked in Haig's cupboards, there in the cupboards were many of the items listed. 

This of course is not conclusive proof that the little scrote is a thieving git of a bastard and he is of course innocent until I have stamped all over his sticky fingers.

Plod are with my son as I type.  Dear Haig is not the sharpest knife in the draw, he signed his own name on the tracking device. happy001 happy001

Good luck Miss T. :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25540 on: May 20, 2013, 02:45:37 PM »
Right. Off to my all inclusive wedding. No doubt they are already pissed.

  Wish me luck.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25541 on: May 20, 2013, 02:47:23 PM »
Trying to play catch-up.

I have been trying to help my son out over the last couple of months.  He is still living in a room in having been made homeless.

He has a job but it it isn't F/T and doesn't pay much money most of his salary then goes straight out to maintain his children which is as it should be.

To help a bit I organised a delivery of food to his address. He had seen hide nor hair of this delivery and was waiting to see if this weeks night manager knew anything about it as it was delivered and signed for at 12.33 on Friday 17th by someone called HAIG

I sent a copy of the order to son and he and the day manager looked in Haig's cupboards, there in the cupboards were many of the items listed. 

This of course is not conclusive proof that the little scrote is a thieving git of a bastard and he is of course innocent until I have stamped all over his sticky fingers.

Plod are with my son as I type.  Dear Haig is not the sharpest knife in the draw, he signed his own name on the tracking device. happy001 happy001

Scum ....... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25542 on: May 20, 2013, 02:49:32 PM »
Right. Off to my all inclusive wedding. No doubt they are already pissed.

  Wish me luck.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25543 on: May 20, 2013, 02:54:36 PM »
To get him all nice and clean, like  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25544 on: May 20, 2013, 03:13:27 PM »
. . .Dear Haig is not the sharpest knife in the draw, he signed his own name on the tracking device. happy001 happy001 . . . .
Neither is the average delivery person these days  cry:.  May have told Haig it was for him.

. . .Good luck Miss T. :thumbsup:
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