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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25740 on: May 26, 2013, 09:21:26 PM »
One bloke - 3 women (gf, gf's sister and mother). Northern monkey.  Started spouting off about being PADI qualified.  Then whining about the prices of the drinks.

I had another Young's delivered,  the missus a large Pinot,  two fags on the go and they left...mewling about prices and smokers. 

Adios mongtards 8)

It really pisses me off why do those people go into places where people can smoke..

There are few enough areas these days but some people want it all....

I personally find these people offensive but I have to accept that ...

If they don't like it f*ck off else where..... evil: evil:

well said. You can smoke at the beach hut.  :thumbsup:

Thanks hon ....  Are you going to rent it out to me if I get over ...

Sounds like heaven total chill on the beach in a hammock.... cloud9: cloud9:

You will be welcomed with open arms. Today was only the second time we have been and the owners treated us like long lost friends. They don't speak english but the welcome from them was glorious. The electric was working tonight, not one bulb matched another, so rustic and pretty.

A party for me and Bangcock Dick to come to you say?  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25741 on: May 27, 2013, 09:13:10 AM »
Been bizzy but back here...

Done the bank, the village office and the doctors today... she says I have shingles....   noooo:

The doctor... not the bank or the village office... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25742 on: May 27, 2013, 09:15:19 AM »
Are you sure she didn't say shins?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25743 on: May 27, 2013, 09:17:58 AM »
Been bizzy but back here...

Done the bank, the village office and the doctors today... she says I have shingles....   noooo:


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That is actually most most shit.
Stress related usually.

I've been diagnosed with Spondalytis (goosed neck) or summat by an array of classic car experts yesterday (one of 'em has it himself apparently) and there is no cure.
Cheers fo that. :thumbsup: Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25744 on: May 27, 2013, 09:19:55 AM »



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25746 on: May 27, 2013, 09:22:19 AM »
Today I'm at 'Loose End'.

Wish I'd stayed over and camped now ffs! Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25747 on: May 27, 2013, 09:23:56 AM »
Got the shits, you say  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25748 on: May 27, 2013, 09:31:05 AM »
Got the shits, you say  rubschin:

No. 'Loose End'
You friggin' blind or summat? ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25749 on: May 27, 2013, 09:31:55 AM »
Think I'll go and do tomorrows werk.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25750 on: May 27, 2013, 10:16:56 AM »
At werk 2 till 10..... NarrowEyes: crash:

We don't do Bank Holidays.... Yargh:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25751 on: May 27, 2013, 10:23:46 AM »



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WTF is that?

Commiserations BM having shingles is horrible and just to cheer you up can last for ages and then have the temerity to re-appear at a later date. happy100 happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25752 on: May 27, 2013, 10:42:38 AM »



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WTF is that?

Commiserations BM having shingles is horrible and just to cheer you up can last for ages and then have the temerity to re-appear at a later date. happy100 happy100

Thanks for that!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25753 on: May 27, 2013, 10:43:36 AM »
He will have to ring a bell and shout "Unclean" wherever he goes  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25754 on: May 27, 2013, 11:26:51 AM »
He will have to ring a bell and shout "Unclean" wherever he goes  noooo:

I do that anyway....  lol: lol: lol:
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