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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26040 on: June 06, 2013, 04:21:23 PM »
Today I am doing massively creative things with spreadsheets  angel1

Catching chandeliers?  scared2:

 lol: lol:Couldn't stand Only Fools and Horses but did find that episode amusing.

Making giant paper planes/drones to kill mutant killer maggots?

I could so easily turn into a drone I am halfway there as it is. noooo: 

Anyone wanting to come into my twilight werld should try a combo of Oramorph Tramadol Pregabalin and Codeine.  It will mess with yer mind a treat. Shocked:

Bluddy hell Miss C quite a concoction there can you bring them to the party at Nicks we can mix them with Miss D's Voddy and add my Co-proxamol and it will be a cheap night.. we will be out our minds by 7:00. It will do Miss T's Goosed Neck the power of good.. :thumbsup:

Most excellent idea if I may say so Boogs my dear girl. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26041 on: June 06, 2013, 05:45:25 PM »
Ruthin Castle.  cloud9:

Nice little place that  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26042 on: June 06, 2013, 05:47:21 PM »
Ruthin Castle.  cloud9:

Nice little place that  :thumbsup:

It is indeed. Very 'high brow' today too.
Got talking to the geezer that was competing in the ancient gorjus Bentley.

I think I managed to lower the tone most successfully tbqh. cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26043 on: June 06, 2013, 07:56:48 PM »
Ruthin Castle.  cloud9:

Nice little place that  :thumbsup:

It is indeed. Very 'high brow' today too.
Got talking to the geezer that was competing in the ancient gorjus Bentley.

I think I managed to lower the tone most successfully tbqh. cloud9:

Good man. Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26044 on: June 07, 2013, 07:12:15 AM »
Dealing with idiots again........ Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26045 on: June 07, 2013, 07:15:58 AM »
Sitting waiting while the garage fixes brakes
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26046 on: June 07, 2013, 07:19:30 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26047 on: June 07, 2013, 07:20:20 AM »
Sitting waiting while the garage fixes brakes

Well they couldn't fix it if it wasn't broke........ whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26048 on: June 07, 2013, 07:36:11 AM »
Sitting waiting while the garage fixes brakes

Well they couldn't fix it if it wasn't broke........ whistle:

A man appears with the obvious explanation. Corroded discs. FFS. Why don't they coat them in oil or summat to stop that?

Derrrrr
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26049 on: June 07, 2013, 08:43:20 AM »
Sitting waiting while the garage fixes brakes

Well they couldn't fix it if it wasn't broke........ whistle:

A man appears with the obvious explanation. Corroded discs. FFS. Why don't they coat them in oil or summat to stop that?

Derrrrr

Smear grease on them like wot I have done on Memi like!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26050 on: June 07, 2013, 09:51:21 AM »
Change of plan!! Oddly, I have to go to Mornington Crescent  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26051 on: June 07, 2013, 09:55:41 AM »
Change of plan!! Oddly, I have to go to Mornington Crescent  eeek:

Double-six...... :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26052 on: June 07, 2013, 10:33:16 AM »
Sitting waiting while the garage fixes brakes

Well they couldn't fix it if it wasn't broke........ whistle:

A man appears with the obvious explanation. Corroded discs. FFS. Why don't they coat them in oil or summat to stop that?

Derrrrr

Smear grease on them like wot I have done on Memi like!  Thumbs:

My dad always used to bang on about greasing the nipples .....is that wot you doing ... redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26053 on: June 07, 2013, 10:35:01 AM »
I'm back to werk at 2.... sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26054 on: June 07, 2013, 10:41:34 AM »
I'm back to werk at 2.... sad24: sad24: sad24:
Use the sick note


If I'm lucky we'll have Mrs K's car back by then
Well, whatever, nevermind