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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26130 on: June 10, 2013, 03:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2013, 01:51:49 PM
Today I am trying not to commit murder of the inverse child (aka my mum)

An alibi would be good if anyone is offering please

Mr C wouldn't allow me to set up a 'pop up' burial at sea business on the beach.  I wanted to use it for the screaming brats but your mum would also have been welcome for a small fee.

I now seem to be back in Sheffield.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26131 on: June 10, 2013, 04:49:00 PM »
Recovering from a morning that was like being in an asylum.

13 year old girl (with problems) goes into one. 2 weeks ago she assaulted one of the support workers, a 19 year old girl.
Today she was a screaming,swearing animal, head-banging, punching and kicking walls doors etc. - 2 hours of it.
Her parents don't want her - she was adopted, and she seems to be excluded from every school in the country. She's possibly autistic so she has been brought to us to see if we can help.

Horrible alternative is to have her sent to a residential establishment and probably the use of drugs to control her.

Not a nice situation.
I'm feeling quite drained and I wasn't even directly involved.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26132 on: June 10, 2013, 04:52:01 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26133 on: June 10, 2013, 05:05:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2013, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2013, 01:51:49 PM
Today I am trying not to commit murder of the inverse child (aka my mum)

An alibi would be good if anyone is offering please

Mr C wouldn't allow me to set up a 'pop up' burial at sea business on the beach.  I wanted to use it for the screaming brats but your mum would also have been welcome for a small fee.

I now seem to be back in Sheffield.
Oh please just one exception
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26134 on: June 10, 2013, 06:20:32 PM »
Quote from: tel on June 10, 2013, 04:49:00 PM
Recovering from a morning that was like being in an asylum.

13 year old girl (with problems) goes into one. 2 weeks ago she assaulted one of the support workers, a 19 year old girl.
Today she was a screaming,swearing animal, head-banging, punching and kicking walls doors etc. - 2 hours of it.
Her parents don't want her - she was adopted, and she seems to be excluded from every school in the country. She's possibly autistic so she has been brought to us to see if we can help.

Horrible alternative is to have her sent to a residential establishment and probably the use of drugs to control her.

Not a nice situation.
I'm feeling quite drained and I wasn't even directly involved.

Bloody hell... happy100
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26135 on: June 10, 2013, 06:34:31 PM »
^^^Wot he said^^^ happy100 happy100

Steve you're on I could do a nice line in concrete should you wish.  GCHQ I jest honest.l
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26136 on: June 10, 2013, 06:47:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
^^^Wot he said^^^ happy100 happy100

Steve you're on I could do a nice line in concrete should you wish.  GCHQ I jest honest.l
Well when we left her just now she was 100% not murdered and we were 1 micron the right side of nervous breakdown and/or divorce

Phew!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26137 on: June 10, 2013, 07:06:17 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2013, 06:47:16 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
^^^Wot he said^^^ happy100 happy100

Steve you're on I could do a nice line in concrete should you wish.  GCHQ I jest honest.l
Well when we left her just now she was 100% not murdered and we were 1 micron the right side of nervous breakdown and/or divorce

Phew!

You would say that wouldn't you...? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26138 on: June 10, 2013, 07:07:54 PM »
How old is she? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26139 on: June 10, 2013, 07:09:46 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26140 on: June 10, 2013, 07:14:23 PM »
Nah, insufficiently famous, I guess rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26141 on: June 10, 2013, 07:27:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 10, 2013, 07:14:23 PM
Nah, insufficiently famous, I guess rubschin:
Murdered the right way and I could make her very famous

87 if it helps
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26142 on: June 10, 2013, 08:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2013, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 10, 2013, 07:14:23 PM
Nah, insufficiently famous, I guess rubschin:
Murdered the right way and I could make her very famous

87 if it helps

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26143 on: June 10, 2013, 09:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2013, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: tel on June 10, 2013, 04:49:00 PM
Recovering from a morning that was like being in an asylum.

13 year old girl (with problems) goes into one. 2 weeks ago she assaulted one of the support workers, a 19 year old girl.
Today she was a screaming,swearing animal, head-banging, punching and kicking walls doors etc. - 2 hours of it.
Her parents don't want her - she was adopted, and she seems to be excluded from every school in the country. She's possibly autistic so she has been brought to us to see if we can help.

Horrible alternative is to have her sent to a residential establishment and probably the use of drugs to control her.

Not a nice situation.
I'm feeling quite drained and I wasn't even directly involved.

Bloody hell... happy100

Wot he said also  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26144 on: June 10, 2013, 09:53:37 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2013, 06:47:16 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
^^^Wot he said^^^ happy100 happy100

Steve you're on I could do a nice line in concrete should you wish.  GCHQ I jest honest.l
Well when we left her just now she was 100% not murdered and we were 1 micron the right side of nervous breakdown and/or divorce

Phew!

 happy100 happy100
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