The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[GROWLER]

At my weding. Really early. They are only just getting married. Got to watch the bride and her dad walk to the beach/aisle. Got all teary. 

Stil got abit of VPtime on my hands now. 

Do you have a firm of solicitors business cards to hand out for such occassions btw, you know, for a bir'off commision for future reference and recommendations like?
Should NEVER miss a potential business money making opportunity.

[miss Tchevious]

At my weding. Really early. They are only just getting married. Got to watch the bride and her dad walk to the beach/aisle. Got all teary. 

Stil got abit of VPtime on my hands now. 

Do you have a firm of solicitors business cards to hand out for such occassions btw, you know, for a bir'off commision for future reference and recommendations like?
Should NEVER miss a potential business money making opportunity.

Ah, clever clever!

Did a wedding a couple of years back, the groom was 34 and it was his third wife! Apey said to give him a card in case he wanted me for his next wedding.

[Nick]

I know some poor sap who is on his 5th wife

[miss Tchevious]

Do you know what? Its so nice to see the beach full of teenagers all playing volleyball/tennis/football etc. All healthy looking youngsters as opposed to the binge drinking chubsters you get in the uk now.

[Nick]

Bikinis? 

[miss Tchevious]

Bikinis? 

I'm talking about 14 year olds you dirty old perve.

[Nick]

 

Not as ripe as you then

[miss Tchevious]

Not as ripe as you then

I'm succulent and juicy.

[Nick]

[miss Tchevious]

As growler would say...."go swivel".

[Grumpmeister]

Just wait till Nick is over there and then you can get your revenge Misty. Whatever you have planned for him though make sure its filmed so that the rest of us can see it on here.... 

[miss Tchevious]

Just wait till Nick is over there and then you can get your revenge Misty. Whatever you have planned for him though make sure its filmed so that the rest of us can see it on here.... 

I have an evil plan. 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Just wait till Nick is over there and then you can get your revenge Misty. Whatever you have planned for him though make sure its filmed so that the rest of us can see it on here.... 

I have an evil plan. 

Just remember rule 47: There is no such thing as overkill, only open fire and I need to reload.   

[The Moan Ranger]

Currently sitting on stand 112, with my headset on, waiting for an update from the pilot. As it stands,  the 1st available "slot" is 20.08 !