The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

today we are waiting in all day for the plumber to call

he's been and gone by 9.30

What we gonna do now?

Make pasta......

Please don't get me on that topic 

 

She has Miss T's eggs in ravioli rescipe, she has the pasta making machine that she so wanted and would be ideal for making the needed pasta.  And where are both?   

Mrs K and cupboardware     

[Barman]

today we are waiting in all day for the plumber to call

he's been and gone by 9.30

What we gonna do now?

Make pasta......

Please don't get me on that topic 

 

She has Miss T's eggs in ravioli rescipe, she has the pasta making machine that she so wanted and would be ideal for making the needed pasta.  And where are both?   

Mrs K and cupboardware     

Does she have a big magnifying glass like....?

[Steve]

today we are waiting in all day for the plumber to call

he's been and gone by 9.30

What we gonna do now?

Make pasta......

Please don't get me on that topic 

 

She has Miss T's eggs in ravioli rescipe, she has the pasta making machine that she so wanted and would be ideal for making the needed pasta.  And where are both?   

Mrs K and cupboardware     

Does she have a big magnifying glass like....?

of course

I guess, she's got everyfink in those cupboards so she must have

why mag glass especially?   (suspect I's being very naive here)

[Barman]

today we are waiting in all day for the plumber to call

he's been and gone by 9.30

What we gonna do now?

Make pasta......

Please don't get me on that topic 

 

She has Miss T's eggs in ravioli rescipe, she has the pasta making machine that she so wanted and would be ideal for making the needed pasta.  And where are both?   

Mrs K and cupboardware     

Does she have a big magnifying glass like....?

of course

I guess, she's got everyfink in those cupboards so she must have

why mag glass especially?   (suspect I's being very naive here)

You'll have to see the original recipe thread... 

[Steve]

but I'll have to get Mr Holmes magnifying glass to find that

[Barman]

but I'll have to get Mr Holmes magnifying glass to find that

Its in the cupboard with the pasta maker! 

[apc2010]

but I'll have to get Mr Holmes magnifying glass to find that

Its in the cupboard with the pasta maker! 

Now they can make pasta.........

[Steve]

but I'll have to get Mr Holmes magnifying glass to find that

Its in the cupboard with the pasta maker! 

But which cupboard?  She made me buy loads more of them when the original ones couldn't cope.

And I could be cadaverised from the avalanche falling from a reckless opened cupboard. 


(to be fair I have my own store of expensively procured, rarely used and god knows where it all is now wigglyampery stuff)

[miss Tchevious]

Just got a call from the wedding coordinator for my wedding today.....
here we go, Firstly, she can't find half of the guests because they all got kicked out their hotel for fighting and are now scattered around paphos. Secondly the bride has a black eye from said fight. six of the guests are not coming because of said fight, including the grooms parents and brother. They are all pissed geordies and the bride and groom dont want a first dance because they are not talking.

Can't wait. 

[Nick]

Offer a divorce service 

[miss Tchevious]

Offer a divorce service 

I'm shitting myself. just been told they are all nutters and there will be a manager there so if it kicks off he can shut the whole reception. 

[boogs]

Just got a call from the wedding coordinator for my wedding today.....
here we go, Firstly, she can't find half of the guests because they all got kicked out their hotel for fighting and are now scattered around paphos. Secondly the bride has a black eye from said fight. six of the guests are not coming because of said fight, including the grooms parents and brother. They are all pissed geordies and the bride and groom dont want a first dance because they are not talking.

Can't wait. 

Offer a divorce service 

I'm shitting myself. just been told they are all nutters and there will be a manager there so if it kicks off he can shut the whole reception. 

What is wrong with these people .... They pay all that money to have a beautiful wedding on a beautiful island and then do that beggers belief...

[Nick]

They are Geordies 

[Steve]

. . .What is wrong with these people .... They pay all that money to have a beautiful wedding on a beautiful island and then do that beggers belief...

Says it all doesn't it.  Their focus seemingly is all on image over substance, today's fun do over lasting benefit.  They ought to focus on having a beautiful marriage. 

Sorry Misty that's ^ hardly an advert for your business plan.

[miss Tchevious]

The thing is, its so cheap for weddings here and so expensive in UK that its starting to attract scuzbuckets. My bride was so pissed the other night she fell asleep in her soup before her mum put her to bed. She missed the whole thing. Last night was well posh but the nice ones are few and far between these days.

Also, they all use the open top wedding bus now to travel from the church to reception venue. Its 2 hours in the blazing sun drinking glass after glass of crap champagne. It fucks them.