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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26535 on: June 21, 2013, 11:34:17 PM »
well.....groom's parents and sister hate the bride........the groom's mum kicked the bride in the face 2 nights ago, saying, "I will mark your face for your wedding day!"..........and she did. The poor bride had a black eye and swollen cheek...needless to say the parents never came to the wedding. or the sister, and everyone spent the night crying.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26536 on: June 21, 2013, 11:40:29 PM »
well.....groom's parents and sister hate the bride........the groom's mum kicked the bride in the face 2 nights ago, saying, "I will mark your face for your wedding day!"..........and she did. The poor bride had a black eye and swollen cheek...needless to say the parents never came to the wedding. or the sister, and everyone spent the night crying.

My god some people  noooo:

If they hate her why did they come in the first place.... madness.  What did the groom do?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26537 on: June 21, 2013, 11:44:07 PM »
Just pushed a Flybe Dash 8 - it should have gone 3 hours ago. Off home to cold beer soon ;D

Go home put you feet up TMR sounds like you deserve that beer... :thumbsup:

Indeed. We were raped for 13 hours today  noooo:  3 cold beers, bed, then up at 7.30 for a bit of brekkie and then go and get raped for another 13 hours  noooo:

Then 3 days off  :thumbsup:

Good luck with that TMR ... Just think tomorrow night..... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26538 on: June 21, 2013, 11:58:18 PM »
well.....groom's parents and sister hate the bride........the groom's mum kicked the bride in the face 2 nights ago, saying, "I will mark your face for your wedding day!"..........and she did. The poor bride had a black eye and swollen cheek...needless to say the parents never came to the wedding. or the sister, and everyone spent the night crying.

My god some people  noooo:

If they hate her why did they come in the first place.... madness.  What did the groom do?



gotmdrunk and cried a lot.  noooo:  so sad

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26539 on: June 22, 2013, 05:47:31 AM »
well.....groom's parents and sister hate the bride........the groom's mum kicked the bride in the face 2 nights ago, saying, "I will mark your face for your wedding day!"..........and she did. The poor bride had a black eye and swollen cheek...needless to say the parents never came to the wedding. or the sister, and everyone spent the night crying.

Dad to say, it's not unbelievable these days

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26540 on: June 22, 2013, 07:59:22 AM »
well.....groom's parents and sister hate the bride........the groom's mum kicked the bride in the face 2 nights ago, saying, "I will mark your face for your wedding day!"..........and she did. The poor bride had a black eye and swollen cheek...needless to say the parents never came to the wedding. or the sister, and everyone spent the night crying.

Dad to say, it's not unbelievable these days

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What did Mum say?  whistle:

I despair of people these day.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26541 on: June 22, 2013, 09:37:01 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26542 on: June 22, 2013, 09:54:09 AM »
well.....groom's parents and sister hate the bride........the groom's mum kicked the bride in the face 2 nights ago, saying, "I will mark your face for your wedding day!"..........and she did. The poor bride had a black eye and swollen cheek...needless to say the parents never came to the wedding. or the sister, and everyone spent the night crying.

Dad to say, it's not unbelievable these days

 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

What did Mum say?  whistle:

I despair of people these day.  noooo:

And do you despair these days too DS? whistle: I certainly do. 

How on earth do people manage to be so stupid. The werld has gone completely mad.  I really do wonder what it will take for people to wake up and see what is really happening.  It will all end in tears I just hope that it is sooner rather than later.

Misty well done for surviving in one piece.

TMR look forward to tonight and tomorrow.

Nick enjoy Richmond. cloud9:

I was planning a day in the garden I am slightly put off by the fact that it is raining sideways.  In fact it is almost bordering on twatting I think.  I need a 'twatting' expert to confirm.

As a result of the sideways rain I seem to be wallowing in apathy. evil:  Can someone give me a virtual kick up my knickerless arse please. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26543 on: June 22, 2013, 09:57:00 AM »
well.....groom's parents and sister hate the bride........the groom's mum kicked the bride in the face 2 nights ago, saying, "I will mark your face for your wedding day!"..........and she did. The poor bride had a black eye and swollen cheek...needless to say the parents never came to the wedding. or the sister, and everyone spent the night crying.

Dad to say, it's not unbelievable these days

 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

What did Mum say?  whistle:

I despair of people these day.  noooo:

Do you miss owt  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26544 on: June 22, 2013, 10:19:38 AM »
well.....groom's parents and sister hate the bride........the groom's mum kicked the bride in the face 2 nights ago, saying, "I will mark your face for your wedding day!"..........and she did. The poor bride had a black eye and swollen cheek...needless to say the parents never came to the wedding. or the sister, and everyone spent the night crying.

My god some people  noooo:

If they hate her why did they come in the first place.... madness.  What did the groom do?



gotmdrunk and cried a lot.  noooo:  so sad
What a  eeek: eeek: eeek: story.

But a bright side.  Must have been so so easy for the groom to say stuff it, call the whole thing off but he didn't, he chose his new wife over his apology for parents.

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26545 on: June 22, 2013, 05:19:07 PM »
Off to coral bay for a drink or two......... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26546 on: June 22, 2013, 05:20:35 PM »
Off to coral bay for a drink or twelve......... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26547 on: June 22, 2013, 05:21:12 PM »
Off to coral bay for a drink or twelve......... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26548 on: June 22, 2013, 05:21:42 PM »
Off to watch Mad Men with a pint of real ale like....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26549 on: June 22, 2013, 05:22:27 PM »
Off to watch Mad Men with a pint of real ale like....  cloud9:

Reads as ........off to bed....... noooo: