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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27000 on: July 05, 2013, 02:46:14 PM »
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Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 05, 2013, 11:21:26 AM
Werking in the library. No nutters sighted yet  :thumbsup:

did you manage to escape the weightlifting doctor and his sidekick?



Bloody hell can you send them here please we will pay travelling costs.

Miss T your venue for tonight looks lovely.  I hope it all goes well and that there will be no fighting just pistols at dawn.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27001 on: July 05, 2013, 02:47:21 PM »
Quote from: boogs on July 05, 2013, 09:59:34 AM
Werk again 2 till 10   ::)     But weekend off    Party001:
To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27002 on: July 05, 2013, 02:55:05 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2013, 02:47:21 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 05, 2013, 09:59:34 AM
Werk again 2 till 10   ::)     But weekend off    Party001:
To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now

Piss ups and breweries Mr. Steve....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27003 on: July 05, 2013, 03:18:14 PM »
Just been propositioned by a gay vicar  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27004 on: July 05, 2013, 03:44:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 05, 2013, 03:18:14 PM
Just been propositioned by a gay vicar  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Best offer you'll get for the next week!  Thumbs:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27005 on: July 05, 2013, 07:41:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2013, 03:44:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 05, 2013, 03:18:14 PM
Just been propositioned by a gay vicar  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Best offer you'll get for the next week!  Thumbs:


Gay girly gay or gay blokey gay?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27006 on: July 05, 2013, 07:45:36 PM »
Which is werse?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27007 on: July 05, 2013, 08:59:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27008 on: July 05, 2013, 10:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2013, 02:47:21 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 05, 2013, 09:59:34 AM
Werk again 2 till 10   ::)     But weekend off    Party001:
To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now

I will discuss this with our leader the main thing is we don't give a 'Flying Fuck' what you all think.. Miss C has been democratically elected and as such can name the party whatever she fucking likes without question... As I have been a very busy bee all week and not had a chance to speak to my leader about anything far less the pedantic tw@ts on here...

I feel better now... ::) 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27009 on: July 05, 2013, 10:06:28 PM »
Back home...washing up in sink, mess all over the floor and no toilet roll . Whoop eeeeeeee  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27010 on: July 05, 2013, 10:07:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2013, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2013, 02:47:21 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 05, 2013, 09:59:34 AM
Werk again 2 till 10   ::)     But weekend off    Party001:
To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now

Piss ups and breweries Mr. Steve....  noooo:

And don't or couldn't give a ' Flying Fuck ' what you say either... we will just drink your Pinot evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27011 on: July 05, 2013, 10:08:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2013, 10:06:28 PM
Back home...washing up in sink, mess all over the floor and no toilet roll . Whoop eeeeeeee  noooo:

The joys of Teenager's .... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27012 on: July 05, 2013, 11:43:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2013, 10:06:28 PM
Back home...washing up in sink, mess all over the floor and no toilet roll . Whoop eeeeeeee  noooo:

 happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27013 on: July 06, 2013, 05:04:55 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 05, 2013, 11:43:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2013, 10:06:28 PM
Back home...washing up in sink, mess all over the floor and no toilet roll . Whoop eeeeeeee  noooo:

 happy100

 happy100 This does sound as if normality is returning Miss D, you are getting the brat back rather than the snarling growling monster that she had turned into.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27014 on: July 06, 2013, 08:16:33 AM »
Silly cricket and meaty BBQ day!  Just off to mark out the wicket.
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