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Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2013, 03:19:08 PMI'm back here like.... We prefer LL.............
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I am about to become very rich, I am already planning what to spend me dosh on. We could do with a bit of a 'sprucing up' in here. Miss D can get the decorators in. Tipsy can get the drive sorted out JOM can do the signs wot we need to tell people not to park there and about wet paint. BM can go up a ladder and do the roof, Nick can get the food in from Tesco, Darwin can just get a 'man in' to do what I don't know Pastis can order loads of music. I think we laydees should have Molton Brown soap and moisturiser, toilet seats, BM never fixed the cracks he just threw them away and never bothered replacing them, same with the sinks. So complete refit needed.Chaps can just make do they don't care what they pee in. I was thiking we could make this into a B and B pub so that there are comfortable beds with freshly laundered crisp white sheets should we wish to stay.....Oh the list goes on, I am going to put my feet up and ponder. Please feel free to put what you want in a list .....Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.Federal Bureau Of Investigation.INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDSJ.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington DcCustomers Service Hours / Monday To SaturdayOffice Hours Monday to Saturday:Dear Beneficiary,Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $2.3million Usd due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation and the International monetary funds have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2014. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in the next three weeks you will only need to pay $280 instead of $620 saving you $340 So if you pay before the three weeks 2011 you save $340 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop any communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $280.00 nothing more!Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has beenconfirmed.Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria the International Monetary Funds, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $280.DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $620 to $280 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!To effect the release of your fund valued at $2.3million Usd you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Mr Danny Blessedwith the information below,Full Name:Mr Dany BlessedEmail: fbiagent20113@gmail.comTelephone: +2348104753312You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:Your full Name..Your Address:..............Home/Cell Phone:..............Occupation:....................Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.Yours sincerely,Miss Donna StoryFEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONUNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICEWASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2013, 09:40:19 AMI am about to become very rich, I am already planning what to spend me dosh on. We could do with a bit of a 'sprucing up' in here. Miss D can get the decorators in. Tipsy can get the drive sorted out JOM can do the signs wot we need to tell people not to park there and about wet paint. BM can go up a ladder and do the roof, Nick can get the food in from Tesco, Darwin can just get a 'man in' to do what I don't know Pastis can order loads of music. I think we laydees should have Molton Brown soap and moisturiser, toilet seats, BM never fixed the cracks he just threw them away and never bothered replacing them, same with the sinks. So complete refit needed.Chaps can just make do they don't care what they pee in. I was thiking we could make this into a B and B pub so that there are comfortable beds with freshly laundered crisp white sheets should we wish to stay.....Oh the list goes on, I am going to put my feet up and ponder. Please feel free to put what you want in a list .....Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.Federal Bureau Of Investigation.INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDSJ.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington DcCustomers Service Hours / Monday To SaturdayOffice Hours Monday to Saturday:Dear Beneficiary,Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $2.3million Usd due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation and the International monetary funds have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2014. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in the next three weeks you will only need to pay $280 instead of $620 saving you $340 So if you pay before the three weeks 2011 you save $340 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop any communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $280.00 nothing more!Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has beenconfirmed.Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria the International Monetary Funds, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $280.DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $620 to $280 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!To effect the release of your fund valued at $2.3million Usd you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Mr Danny Blessedwith the information below,Full Name:Mr Dany BlessedEmail: fbiagent20113@gmail.comTelephone: +2348104753312You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:Your full Name..Your Address:..............Home/Cell Phone:..............Occupation:....................Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.Yours sincerely,Miss Donna StoryFEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONUNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICEWASHINGTON, D.C. 20535Invest in turnip futures, you know it makes sense
Quote from: Just One More on July 11, 2013, 05:34:34 PMQuote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2013, 09:40:19 AMI am about to become very rich, I am already planning what to spend me dosh on. We could do with a bit of a 'sprucing up' in here. Miss D can get the decorators in. Tipsy can get the drive sorted out JOM can do the signs wot we need to tell people not to park there and about wet paint. BM can go up a ladder and do the roof, Nick can get the food in from Tesco, Darwin can just get a 'man in' to do what I don't know Pastis can order loads of music. I think we laydees should have Molton Brown soap and moisturiser, toilet seats, BM never fixed the cracks he just threw them away and never bothered replacing them, same with the sinks. So complete refit needed.Chaps can just make do they don't care what they pee in. I was thiking we could make this into a B and B pub so that there are comfortable beds with freshly laundered crisp white sheets should we wish to stay.....Oh the list goes on, I am going to put my feet up and ponder. Please feel free to put what you want in a list .....Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.Federal Bureau Of Investigation.INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDSJ.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington DcCustomers Service Hours / Monday To SaturdayOffice Hours Monday to Saturday:Dear Beneficiary,Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $2.3million Usd due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation and the International monetary funds have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2014. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in the next three weeks you will only need to pay $280 instead of $620 saving you $340 So if you pay before the three weeks 2011 you save $340 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop any communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $280.00 nothing more!Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has beenconfirmed.Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria the International Monetary Funds, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $280.DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $620 to $280 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!To effect the release of your fund valued at $2.3million Usd you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Mr Danny Blessedwith the information below,Full Name:Mr Dany BlessedEmail: fbiagent20113@gmail.comTelephone: +2348104753312You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:Your full Name..Your Address:..............Home/Cell Phone:..............Occupation:....................Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.Yours sincerely,Miss Donna StoryFEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONUNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICEWASHINGTON, D.C. 20535Invest in turnip futures, you know it makes sense
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Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2013, 11:28:09 AMI'm back here like... You sure? Just looked and no you are not here.
Am I here?I wish not(docs eternal waiting room)
