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Just back from a call-out, duty is now finished, cider is being consumed
7%, direct from the roadside shack, four pints = £7.00
Today I shall mostly be clearing up... Why is it that those one-way valves on inflatable women, paddling pools, rubber rings, beach balls, arm bands to name but a few only werk when you are trying to let the fucking things down???
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2013, 08:23:03 AMToday I shall mostly be clearing up... Why is it that those one-way valves on inflatable women, paddling pools, rubber rings, beach balls, arm bands to name but a few only werk when you are trying to let the fucking things down???
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2013, 08:38:03 AMQuote from: Barman on July 15, 2013, 08:23:03 AMToday I shall mostly be clearing up... Why is it that those one-way valves on inflatable women, paddling pools, rubber rings, beach balls, arm bands to name but a few only werk when you are trying to let the fucking things down??? My MK1 Patented inflatable deflater (Dyson powered) has taken care of them all....
Power has gone, oh woe. Just a 1G signal left in the less dim phone
???Power cuts every Monday should be compulsory. It is just so beautifully quiet here right now. The bird song and squirrel nattering is so clear. Won't last of course, someone will start cutting their grass.
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2013, 09:44:54 AM???Power cuts every Monday should be compulsory. It is just so beautifully quiet here right now. The bird song and squirrel nattering is so clear. Won't last of course, someone will start cutting their grass.Or someone racing about in a speedboat.....