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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27315 on: July 15, 2013, 01:20:25 PM »
Just been to return the car.

He's closed.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27316 on: July 15, 2013, 01:23:08 PM »
Just been to return the car.

He's closed.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27317 on: July 15, 2013, 01:24:16 PM »
Just been to return the car.

He's closed.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27318 on: July 15, 2013, 05:14:31 PM »
Car gone and George gave me a lift back.

Went fora swim in me pool. Was like being in a hot bath evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27319 on: July 15, 2013, 05:20:06 PM »
Car gone and George gave me a lift back.

Went fora swim in me pool. Was like being in a hot bath evil:

Did you leave any petrol in it........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27320 on: July 15, 2013, 05:21:11 PM »
Car gone and George gave me a lift back.

Went fora swim in me pool. Was like being in a hot bath evil:

Did you leave any petrol in it........ rubschin:

What? The pool?     eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27321 on: July 15, 2013, 05:22:00 PM »
Too much  noooo:  They didn't even check it for dents or petrol  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27322 on: July 15, 2013, 05:24:34 PM »
Too much  noooo:  They didn't even check it for dents or petrol  eeek:

That's George......... Thumbs:   if you left petrol in ..his wife will be out for dinner tonight......... ;D   

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27323 on: July 15, 2013, 05:26:19 PM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27324 on: July 15, 2013, 05:28:47 PM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

Trying to find a polite way to refuse  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27325 on: July 15, 2013, 05:53:29 PM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

Trying to find a polite way to refuse  rubschin:

 ::) I don't exactly think he's gonna arse rape you in the night.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27326 on: July 15, 2013, 05:57:06 PM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

Trying to find a polite way to refuse  rubschin:

 ::) I don't exactly think he's gonna arse rape you in the night.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27327 on: July 15, 2013, 06:54:19 PM »
Just left Nick..... Thumbs:    but he left a glass of wine when he left ........his smugger's membership is in question......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27328 on: July 15, 2013, 06:57:16 PM »
Just left Nick..... Thumbs:    but he left a glass of wine when he left ........his smugger's membership is in question......... noooo:

.....and left beer yesterday.  noooo: noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27329 on: July 15, 2013, 07:02:40 PM »
Either fireworks somewhere near or Nick doing something........ rubschin: