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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27330 on: July 16, 2013, 08:53:42 AM »
Just left Nick..... Thumbs:    but he left a glass of wine when he left ........his smugger's membership is in question......... noooo:

.....and left beer yesterday.  noooo: noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27331 on: July 16, 2013, 08:55:51 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27332 on: July 16, 2013, 08:56:14 AM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

Trying to find a polite way to refuse  rubschin:

 ::) I don't exactly think he's gonna arse rape you in the night.

 rubschin:


So I am planning on surprising Nick one day when he comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab him and tie him up to our bed by handcuffing him to our bed's headboard and then gagged him by putting a strip of duct tape over his mouth and then having sex with him while he is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise him and tie him up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise Nick and tie him to our bed ????
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27333 on: July 16, 2013, 08:57:01 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27334 on: July 16, 2013, 09:06:12 AM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

Trying to find a polite way to refuse  rubschin:

 ::) I don't exactly think he's gonna arse rape you in the night.

 rubschin:


So I am planning on surprising Nick one day when he comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab him and tie him up to our bed by handcuffing him to our bed's headboard and then gagged him by putting a strip of duct tape over his mouth and then having sex with him while he is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise him and tie him up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise Nick and tie him to our bed ????

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27335 on: July 16, 2013, 09:24:19 AM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

Trying to find a polite way to refuse  rubschin:

 ::) I don't exactly think he's gonna arse rape you in the night.

 rubschin:


So I am planning on surprising Nick one day when he comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab him and tie him up to our bed by handcuffing him to our bed's headboard and then gagged him by putting a strip of duct tape over his mouth and then having sex with him while he is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise him and tie him up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise Nick and tie him to our bed ????
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27336 on: July 16, 2013, 10:07:53 AM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

Trying to find a polite way to refuse  rubschin:

 ::) I don't exactly think he's gonna arse rape you in the night.

 rubschin:


So I am planning on surprising Nick one day when he comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab him and tie him up to our bed by handcuffing him to our bed's headboard and then gagged him by putting a strip of duct tape over his mouth and then having sex with him while he is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise him and tie him up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise Nick and tie him to our bed ????

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27337 on: July 16, 2013, 10:58:30 AM »
Off to werk  sad24: sad24: laters lovely peoples.. ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27338 on: July 16, 2013, 11:11:02 AM »
Off to werk  sad24: sad24: laters lovely peoples.. ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27339 on: July 16, 2013, 11:25:50 AM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

Trying to find a polite way to refuse  rubschin:

 ::) I don't exactly think he's gonna arse rape you in the night.

 rubschin:


So I am planning on surprising Nick one day when he comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab him and tie him up to our bed by handcuffing him to our bed's headboard and then gagged him by putting a strip of duct tape over his mouth and then having sex with him while he is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise him and tie him up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise Nick and tie him to our bed ????

scared2:

The say don't knock it till you try it...  lol: lol: lol:

Snoopy always used to say that.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27340 on: July 16, 2013, 11:46:11 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27341 on: July 16, 2013, 11:48:49 AM »
Waiting to be picked up in the clown car

Running late on phone ........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27342 on: July 16, 2013, 11:49:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27343 on: July 16, 2013, 11:50:57 AM »
noooo:

Be there in 15 mins you girl have another beer,,,,,,,,, noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27344 on: July 16, 2013, 11:54:33 AM »
he's in the shower. Do you want a swim in the sea cos I am?