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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27345 on: July 16, 2013, 11:55:33 AM »
No, just had a long dip in me pool like, but I will watch. What sort of bikini do you have?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27346 on: July 16, 2013, 11:56:12 AM »
Waiting to be picked up in the clown car




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27347 on: July 16, 2013, 11:56:55 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27348 on: July 16, 2013, 11:57:08 AM »
No, just had a long dip in me pool like, but I will watch. What sort of bikini do you have?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27349 on: July 16, 2013, 11:57:29 AM »
No, just had a long dip in me pool like, but I will watch. What sort of bikini do you have?


a lickle one.  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27350 on: July 16, 2013, 11:58:08 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27351 on: July 16, 2013, 11:58:25 AM »
No, just had a long dip in me pool like, but I will watch. What sort of bikini do you have?


a lickle one.  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27352 on: July 16, 2013, 12:01:00 PM »
fuck off.



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27353 on: July 16, 2013, 12:01:29 PM »
No, just had a long dip in me pool like, but I will watch. What sort of bikini do you have?


a lickle one.  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27354 on: July 16, 2013, 12:51:15 PM »
fuck off.



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27355 on: July 16, 2013, 01:01:44 PM »
She says fuck off
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27356 on: July 16, 2013, 01:03:52 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27357 on: July 16, 2013, 04:55:54 PM »
Barman is missing  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27358 on: July 16, 2013, 05:11:47 PM »
AN e mail floods in.

I have a meeting in Dorset in a couple of weeks. I need a place to stay. Someone offers a bed in a twin room free.

"But you have to share with Andrew"

He is the only gayer in the village.

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 ::) I don't exactly think he's gonna arse rape you in the night.

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So I am planning on surprising Nick one day when he comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab him and tie him up to our bed by handcuffing him to our bed's headboard and then gagged him by putting a strip of duct tape over his mouth and then having sex with him while he is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise him and tie him up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise Nick and tie him to our bed ????

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27359 on: July 16, 2013, 06:41:24 PM »
Barman is missing  whistle:
Went out on doggie walk and think he has disappeared into Dallas  sad24: sad24: sad24:

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