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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27690 on: July 29, 2013, 01:56:48 PM »
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Today I shall mostly be fixing the mains water pipe that burst in the garden yesterday....

Do you know where your cock is?

I expect it is all corroded through lack of use.

It was quite stiff yesterday.....  noooo:

Don't use two hands, they can break off if you overdo it.

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Water supply restored and cock back to normal...

Wheelbarrow restored to former glory with a new wheel...

Shopping done...

Post checked...

What next...?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27691 on: July 29, 2013, 02:18:38 PM »
By the way, Carlsberg were 1 + 1 in papas today... I loaded the trolley...

They had Marmite too...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27692 on: July 29, 2013, 02:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 29, 2013, 02:18:38 PM
By the way, Carlsberg were 1 + 1 in papas today... I loaded the trolley...

They had Marmite too...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27693 on: July 29, 2013, 02:42:55 PM »
big welsh drunken wedding today. Rep said they started drinking this morning, I dont start til 8:30  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27694 on: July 29, 2013, 03:50:01 PM »
Off out soon ........catch you all (obviously not BM) later........ Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27695 on: July 29, 2013, 03:54:00 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 29, 2013, 02:42:55 PM
big welsh drunken wedding today. Rep said they started drinking this morning, I dont start til 8:30  scared2:
I hope you have a full range of mournful male-voice choir music for them to weep along with.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27696 on: July 29, 2013, 04:06:03 PM »
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big welsh drunken wedding today. Rep said they started drinking this morning, I dont start til 8:30  scared2:
I hope you have a full range of mournful male-voice choir music for them to weep along with.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27697 on: July 29, 2013, 04:42:15 PM »
Winchester

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27698 on: July 29, 2013, 06:43:05 PM »
I have been sweeping the streets....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27699 on: July 29, 2013, 06:50:39 PM »
LL cut off your pocket money?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27700 on: July 29, 2013, 06:52:04 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27701 on: July 29, 2013, 10:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 29, 2013, 06:43:05 PM
I have been sweeping the streets....  noooo:



Post subject: How Low will you go ???PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:07 pm
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Hi Guys

Will not mention where , but a village of quite a size is looking for a person or persons to Sweep the Streets and keep them clean , plus mow and keep tidy the Sports Pitch , size approx. 110 x 70 mts.

This work can be your's , for the person who in a sealed letter offers the lowest monthly salary ???

They are expecting below 600 euros a month .

Any takers ???


From a Cyprus forum........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27702 on: July 30, 2013, 04:04:00 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 29, 2013, 10:55:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 29, 2013, 06:43:05 PM
I have been sweeping the streets....  noooo:



Post subject: How Low will you go ???PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:07 pm
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Hi Guys

Will not mention where , but a village of quite a size is looking for a person or persons to Sweep the Streets and keep them clean , plus mow and keep tidy the Sports Pitch , size approx. 110 x 70 mts.

This work can be your's , for the person who in a sealed letter offers the lowest monthly salary ???

They are expecting below 600 euros a month .

Any takers ???


From a Cyprus forum........ rubschin:

They should have said, "about the size of one football pitch"  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27703 on: July 30, 2013, 04:22:08 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27704 on: July 30, 2013, 05:31:01 AM »
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Is that the size of a football pitch...?  rubschin:
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