The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I will get the official conversion rate to double decker buses and report back.


Over.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Dunno yet but you know that you have balanced things right for five years or so when your stepson ( for want of a better word) talks to you about some concerns about skin cancer as he has moles on his willy.

He is a lovely young man and his mum died about 7 years ago when he was in his late teens.  He was doing a gap year in Canada, his mum didn't want him to know how ill she was.  As a consequence of that at (19/20 years old) he flew into Heathrow to be put in a quiet room where his dad (widowed about 10 hrs before) welcomed him home with the news that his mum had died.

Bah humbug.  I would never have met these two very important men in my life had a rather lovely and good woman died.

I am off to count my blessings.  I am so proud of this young man.

Serious mode off.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Blandford Forum

Is that the size of a football pitch...? 

No, it's an on-line discussion site for Blandford lovers . . .   

[Barman]

Dunno yet but you know that you have balanced things right for five years or so when your stepson ( for want of a better word) talks to you about some concerns about skin cancer as he has moles on his willy.

He is a lovely young man and his mum died about 7 years ago when he was in his late teens.  He was doing a gap year in Canada, his mum didn't want him to know how ill she was.  As a consequence of that at (19/20 years old) he flew into Heathrow to be put in a quiet room where his dad (widowed about 10 hrs before) welcomed him home with the news that his mum had died.

Bah humbug.  I would never have met these two very important men in my life had a rather lovely and good woman died.

I am off to count my blessings.  I am so proud of this young man.

Serious mode off.

Where is that 'humble' emoticon when you need it....?

[Just One More]

Dunno yet but you know that you have balanced things right for five years or so when your stepson ( for want of a better word) talks to you about some concerns about skin cancer as he has moles on his willy.

He is a lovely young man and his mum died about 7 years ago when he was in his late teens.  He was doing a gap year in Canada, his mum didn't want him to know how ill she was.  As a consequence of that at (19/20 years old) he flew into Heathrow to be put in a quiet room where his dad (widowed about 10 hrs before) welcomed him home with the news that his mum had died.

Bah humbug.  I would never have met these two very important men in my life had a rather lovely and good woman died.

I am off to count my blessings.  I am so proud of this young man.

Serious mode off.

   I'm sure that they are very proud to have you in their lives too x

[apc2010]

Dunno yet but you know that you have balanced things right for five years or so when your stepson ( for want of a better word) talks to you about some concerns about skin cancer as he has moles on his willy.

He is a lovely young man and his mum died about 7 years ago when he was in his late teens.  He was doing a gap year in Canada, his mum didn't want him to know how ill she was.  As a consequence of that at (19/20 years old) he flew into Heathrow to be put in a quiet room where his dad (widowed about 10 hrs before) welcomed him home with the news that his mum had died.

Bah humbug.  I would never have met these two very important men in my life had a rather lovely and good woman died.

I am off to count my blessings.  I am so proud of this young man.

Serious mode off.

   I'm sure that they are very proud to have you in their lives too x

Wot he said^^^

[Steve]

Dunno yet but you know that you have balanced things right for five years or so when your stepson ( for want of a better word) talks to you about some concerns about skin cancer as he has moles on his willy.

He is a lovely young man and his mum died about 7 years ago when he was in his late teens.  He was doing a gap year in Canada, his mum didn't want him to know how ill she was.  As a consequence of that at (19/20 years old) he flew into Heathrow to be put in a quiet room where his dad (widowed about 10 hrs before) welcomed him home with the news that his mum had died.

Bah humbug.  I would never have met these two very important men in my life had a rather lovely and good woman died.

I am off to count my blessings.  I am so proud of this young man.

Serious mode off.

   I'm sure that they are very proud to have you in their lives too x

Wot he said^^^

Wot they both said ^^^.

[apc2010]

Off up in to the hills later ........for work.    impossible to plan anything this year .....got a booking just now for tomorrow....   but fingers crossed it's picking up again ....July was shite.....

[Baldy]

Off up in to the hills later ........for work.    impossible to plan anything this year .....got a booking just now for tomorrow....   but fingers crossed it's picking up again ....July was shite.....

 

[apc2010]

Off up in to the hills later ........for work.    impossible to plan anything this year .....got a booking just now for tomorrow....   but fingers crossed it's picking up again ....July was shite.....

 

Having to take on Limassol now ......    

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I just can't take Limassol seriously.  Too much like plimsolls for my liking.  Just a little foible of mine.  Oh and thank you chaps for your kind words. They mean a lot.

[The Moan Ranger]

Drinking Young's

[Barman]

Drinking Young's

Just off out to a BBQ.... 

[miss Tchevious]

  funniest thing ever! at a wedding now listening to the speeches, groom just said...not my bride is beautiful, i love her or anything like that, no, he said"this is the best holiday ive ever had" fuck me, i think she may kill him.

[Nick]

BBQ, collapso and strawberries in deepest Dorset. (hic)