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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27720 on: July 30, 2013, 04:04:49 PM »
I just can't take Limassol seriously.  Too much like plimsolls for my liking. 

The locals can't even spell it properly on road signs.  ::)


Well done for being an exemplary step-mum as well.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27721 on: July 30, 2013, 05:34:11 PM »
happy001 happy001 happy001 funniest thing ever! at a wedding now listening to the speeches, groom just said...not my bride is beautiful, i love her or anything like that, no, he said"this is the best holiday ive ever had" fuck me, i think she may kill him.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27722 on: July 30, 2013, 05:35:12 PM »
happy001 happy001 happy001 funniest thing ever! at a wedding now listening to the speeches, groom just said...not my bride is beautiful, i love her or anything like that, no, he said"this is the best holiday ive ever had" fuck me, i think she may kill him.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27723 on: July 30, 2013, 06:44:16 PM »
Dunno yet but you know that you have balanced things right for five years or so when your stepson ( for want of a better word) talks to you about some concerns about skin cancer as he has moles on his willy.

He is a lovely young man and his mum died about 7 years ago when he was in his late teens.  He was doing a gap year in Canada, his mum didn't want him to know how ill she was.  As a consequence of that at (19/20 years old) he flew into Heathrow to be put in a quiet room where his dad (widowed about 10 hrs before) welcomed him home with the news that his mum had died.

Bah humbug.  I would never have met these two very important men in my life had a rather lovely and good woman died.

I am off to count my blessings.  I am so proud of this young man.

Serious mode off.

 :thumbsup:  I'm sure that they are very proud to have you in their lives too x

Wot he said^^^
Wot they both said ^^^.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27724 on: July 31, 2013, 04:12:56 AM »
Well done, Miss C - you've all created something special out of a terribly sad situation - restores your faith in human nature.

Today I shall be fannying around as usual in the hope of achieving something by the end of the day. I've a pile of work, but can't seem to knuckle down and get on with it noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27725 on: July 31, 2013, 04:56:35 AM »
Well done, Miss C - you've all created something special out of a terribly sad situation - restores your faith in human nature.

Today I shall be fannying around as usual in the hope of achieving something by the end of the day. I've a pile of work, but can't seem to knuckle down and get on with it noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27726 on: July 31, 2013, 05:20:31 AM »
I am sleeping in the spare room of a house which belongs to two people I don't know  eeek:  He is ex-military and has a nervous twitch
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27727 on: July 31, 2013, 05:30:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27728 on: July 31, 2013, 05:45:10 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27729 on: July 31, 2013, 06:25:52 AM »
Now we are playing The Bathroom Shuffle  ::) evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27730 on: July 31, 2013, 06:27:43 AM »
Major Disaster  rubschin:

Those poor people...... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27731 on: July 31, 2013, 06:29:58 AM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27732 on: July 31, 2013, 06:33:52 AM »
Now we are playing The Bathroom Shuffle  ::) evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27733 on: July 31, 2013, 06:47:28 AM »
Major Disaster  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27734 on: July 31, 2013, 07:09:07 AM »
Major Disaster  rubschin:

And Private Keepoff his Russian friend?

He has joined 'Couch surfers' and I claim my £5.00.

Off to the Derbyshire Dales today. cloud9:  First outing for me new camera, note to self, take instruction book and old camera.

Have a lovely day Miss C.... Hope the weather is okay for you... :thumbsup:

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