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Why do I develop Tourette's when in London? My cunt count is already over 100 and it's not the transport, bar service or prices. It's the people I have to encounter. Cunt on a mobile phone not looking where he is going. Cunt who decides bus queues are optional. Cunt who insists on ordering drinks one at a time in the pub. The last one being Guinness. Cunt who stops for no reason at all on the pavement. Suited cunt who loudly shouts that the company is paying for the 3 bottles of champagne he has just ordered. "Homeless" cunt begging for money who is wearing all new designer clothes. Evening Standard cunt that nearly inserts the paper up your nostril. Cycle-cabs cunts that ride down impossibly narrow side streets. With no insurance. Or tax.Cunts with earphones who can't hear you calling them cunts.It's a pile of cunt. But I love it.
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 31, 2013, 03:47:14 PMWhy do I develop Tourette's when in London? My cunt count is already over 100 and it's not the transport, bar service or prices. It's the people I have to encounter. Cunt on a mobile phone not looking where he is going. Cunt who decides bus queues are optional. Cunt who insists on ordering drinks one at a time in the pub. The last one being Guinness. Cunt who stops for no reason at all on the pavement. Suited cunt who loudly shouts that the company is paying for the 3 bottles of champagne he has just ordered. "Homeless" cunt begging for money who is wearing all new designer clothes. Evening Standard cunt that nearly inserts the paper up your nostril. Cycle-cabs cunts that ride down impossibly narrow side streets. With no insurance. Or tax.Cunts with earphones who can't hear you calling them cunts.It's a pile of cunt. But I love it.
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 31, 2013, 03:08:42 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:31:25 PMQuote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 02:28:38 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:26:12 PMJust got a new contract for a major tour operator ,,,,,I think........ Yay! Beers on BM......... Trial tomorrow.......but they have already sent another booking.... Knock 'em bandy !we always do.
Quote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:31:25 PMQuote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 02:28:38 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:26:12 PMJust got a new contract for a major tour operator ,,,,,I think........ Yay! Beers on BM......... Trial tomorrow.......but they have already sent another booking.... Knock 'em bandy !
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 02:28:38 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:26:12 PMJust got a new contract for a major tour operator ,,,,,I think........ Yay! Beers on BM......... Trial tomorrow.......but they have already sent another booking....
Quote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:26:12 PMJust got a new contract for a major tour operator ,,,,,I think........ Yay!
Just got a new contract for a major tour operator ,,,,,I think........
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 03:20:24 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 31, 2013, 03:08:42 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:31:25 PMQuote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 02:28:38 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:26:12 PMJust got a new contract for a major tour operator ,,,,,I think........ Yay! Beers on BM......... Trial tomorrow.......but they have already sent another booking.... Knock 'em bandy !we always do.
. . . believe it or not, we were booked for 16 people tonight (3 of which were kids) and the bride told us we made her day!!? I actually ended the night singing this with the best man.........The Jam - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2013, 10:00:11 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 03:20:24 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 31, 2013, 03:08:42 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:31:25 PMQuote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 02:28:38 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:26:12 PMJust got a new contract for a major tour operator ,,,,,I think........ Yay! Beers on BM......... Trial tomorrow.......but they have already sent another booking.... Knock 'em bandy !we always do. believe it or not, we were booked for 16 people tonight (3 of which were kids) and the bride told us we made her day!!? I actually ended the night singing this with the best man.........The Jam - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
believe it or not, we were booked for 16 people tonight (3 of which were kids) and the bride told us we made her day!!? I actually ended the night singing this with the best man.........The Jam - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 01, 2013, 07:57:07 AM Bastard thing!
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:17:37 AMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 01, 2013, 07:57:07 AM Bastard thing! Complicated machines those modern wheelbarrows.
Today I shall mostly be fixing the wishdosher.... ...and the wheelbarrow....
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2013, 07:54:07 AMToday I shall mostly be fixing the wishdosher.... ...and the wheelbarrow.... Another Top Tip
