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[Barman]

Today as per usual we will be waiting for a decision from TB2 (The Boy2)  Mr C's lad is one of the worlds great physicists and procrastinators. When we went to bed last night the plan was he would scrabble around in the loft,  bring down several very large and heavy boxes of Lego and sort through prior to us going to York tomorrow to sell it to a chap who owns a Lego shop.  The boxes are so heavy they are cracking the ceilings.
In the afternoon TB2 would venture into Meadowhall (shudder) to purchase a suit for a wedding he is attending at the weekend).

What I suspect will happen is that TB2 will get up drink several mugs of coffee mooch around procrastinating, he will go up into the loft get hot and grumpy bring down one box,  (there are several. if you count the rest of his 'stuff there are about 40) sort through it, want to keep most of it.  He will then leave it in the lounge or his bedroom saying that he will put it in the loft 'later'.  We will put the Lego back in the loft after he has left to go back to Mexico. Repeat this process each time TB2 comes home. 

Lego... 

[Barman]

Note to self... remove protective covers from blades before starting next time... 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Today as per usual we will be waiting for a decision from TB2 (The Boy2)  Mr C's lad is one of the worlds great physicists and procrastinators. When we went to bed last night the plan was he would scrabble around in the loft,  bring down several very large and heavy boxes of Lego and sort through prior to us going to York tomorrow to sell it to a chap who owns a Lego shop.  The boxes are so heavy they are cracking the ceilings.
In the afternoon TB2 would venture into Meadowhall (shudder) to purchase a suit for a wedding he is attending at the weekend).

What I suspect will happen is that TB2 will get up drink several mugs of coffee mooch around procrastinating, he will go up into the loft get hot and grumpy bring down one box,  (there are several. if you count the rest of his 'stuff there are about 40) sort through it, want to keep most of it.  He will then leave it in the lounge or his bedroom saying that he will put it in the loft 'later'.  We will put the Lego back in the loft after he has left to go back to Mexico. Repeat this process each time TB2 comes home. 

Sorry Miss C I do not understand.  You write as if there is something wrong about his modus operandi.  Perhaps you could elucidate.

[Steve]

Today I am mostly searching for the destruction manual for my new strimmer.... 

When I find it I have some 12 foot tall thistles to hack down in our shared 'green area'........ 

Sounds like you need a brush saw, Strimmers are more effort than they're worth.

(I can never find manuals either as Mrs K tidies them up, luckily most manuals are on the interweb now)

[Barman]

Today I am mostly searching for the destruction manual for my new strimmer.... 

When I find it I have some 12 foot tall thistles to hack down in our shared 'green area'........ 

Sounds like you need a brush saw, Strimmers are more effort than they're worth.

(I can never find manuals either as Mrs K tidies them up, luckily most manuals are on the interweb now)

When I say strimmer I do in fact mean a 30cc petrol brush cutter.... 

Although it has a strimmer attachment.... 

All the manuals are normally kept in my manual cupboard... not sure what went wrong on this occasion.... 

[Steve]

Today I am mostly searching for the destruction manual for my new strimmer.... 

When I find it I have some 12 foot tall thistles to hack down in our shared 'green area'........ 

Sounds like you need a brush saw, Strimmers are more effort than they're worth.

(I can never find manuals either as Mrs K tidies them up, luckily most manuals are on the interweb now)

When I say strimmer I do in fact mean a 30cc petrol brush cutter....  . . .

Have a free manual:   http://www.drapertools-online.com/products/manuals/45577ins.pdf

[Barman]

Nearly took the dog's head off... 

[Grumpmeister]

Nearly took the dog's head off... 

Are you sure you aren't related to Nick? 

[miss Tchevious]

Today as per usual we will be waiting for a decision from TB2 (The Boy2)  Mr C's lad is one of the worlds great physicists and procrastinators. When we went to bed last night the plan was he would scrabble around in the loft,  bring down several very large and heavy boxes of Lego and sort through prior to us going to York tomorrow to sell it to a chap who owns a Lego shop.  The boxes are so heavy they are cracking the ceilings.
In the afternoon TB2 would venture into Meadowhall (shudder) to purchase a suit for a wedding he is attending at the weekend).

What I suspect will happen is that TB2 will get up drink several mugs of coffee mooch around procrastinating, he will go up into the loft get hot and grumpy bring down one box,  (there are several. if you count the rest of his 'stuff there are about 40) sort through it, want to keep most of it.  He will then leave it in the lounge or his bedroom saying that he will put it in the loft 'later'.  We will put the Lego back in the loft after he has left to go back to Mexico. Repeat this process each time TB2 comes home. 

Lego... 

York.    Miss C, you could pop in and see my Mum. 

[Barman]

Today as per usual we will be waiting for a decision from TB2 (The Boy2)  Mr C's lad is one of the worlds great physicists and procrastinators. When we went to bed last night the plan was he would scrabble around in the loft,  bring down several very large and heavy boxes of Lego and sort through prior to us going to York tomorrow to sell it to a chap who owns a Lego shop.  The boxes are so heavy they are cracking the ceilings.
In the afternoon TB2 would venture into Meadowhall (shudder) to purchase a suit for a wedding he is attending at the weekend).

What I suspect will happen is that TB2 will get up drink several mugs of coffee mooch around procrastinating, he will go up into the loft get hot and grumpy bring down one box,  (there are several. if you count the rest of his 'stuff there are about 40) sort through it, want to keep most of it.  He will then leave it in the lounge or his bedroom saying that he will put it in the loft 'later'.  We will put the Lego back in the loft after he has left to go back to Mexico. Repeat this process each time TB2 comes home. 

Lego... 

York.    Miss C, you could pop in and see my Mum. 

Does she buy Lego then...? 

[boogs]

Today I am mostly searching for the destruction manual for my new strimmer.... 

When I find it I have some 12 foot tall thistles to hack down in our shared 'green area'........ 

Sounds like you need a brush saw, Strimmers are more effort than they're worth.

(I can never find manuals either as Mrs K tidies them up, luckily most manuals are on the interweb now)

When I say strimmer I do in fact mean a 30cc petrol brush cutter.... 

Although it has a strimmer attachment.... 

All the manuals are normally kept in my manual cupboard... not sure what went wrong on this occasion.... 

Bluddy hell BM that's a big one bet you need to use both hands ...

[Just One More]

Today I am mostly searching for the destruction manual for my new strimmer.... 

When I find it I have some 12 foot tall thistles to hack down in our shared 'green area'........ 

Sounds like you need a brush saw, Strimmers are more effort than they're worth.

(I can never find manuals either as Mrs K tidies them up, luckily most manuals are on the interweb now)

When I say strimmer I do in fact mean a 30cc petrol brush cutter.... 

Although it has a strimmer attachment.... 

All the manuals are normally kept in my manual cupboard... not sure what went wrong on this occasion.... 

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

1) Squeeze trigger (See diag 1) 
2) Strim
3) Switch off (See diag 2)

[boogs]

Today I am mostly searching for the destruction manual for my new strimmer.... 

When I find it I have some 12 foot tall thistles to hack down in our shared 'green area'........ 

Sounds like you need a brush saw, Strimmers are more effort than they're worth.

(I can never find manuals either as Mrs K tidies them up, luckily most manuals are on the interweb now)

When I say strimmer I do in fact mean a 30cc petrol brush cutter.... 

Although it has a strimmer attachment.... 

All the manuals are normally kept in my manual cupboard... not sure what went wrong on this occasion.... 

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

1) Squeeze trigger (See diag 1) 
2) Strim
3) Switch off (See diag 2)

 

[Baldy]

Today I am mostly searching for the destruction manual for my new strimmer.... 

When I find it I have some 12 foot tall thistles to hack down in our shared 'green area'........ 

Sounds like you need a brush saw, Strimmers are more effort than they're worth.

(I can never find manuals either as Mrs K tidies them up, luckily most manuals are on the interweb now)

When I say strimmer I do in fact mean a 30cc petrol brush cutter.... 

Although it has a strimmer attachment.... 

All the manuals are normally kept in my manual cupboard... not sure what went wrong on this occasion.... 

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

1) Squeeze trigger (See diag 1) 
2) Strim
3) Switch off (See diag 2)