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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28020 on: August 08, 2013, 10:22:55 PM »
No tip after saying good things   eeek:

Not sure whether to post  :thumbsup: for your heroics or  noooo: for the way they let you down

hun, just being there to let me let off steam is more than enough. I am over it already cos I'm home with my CWMBOs,  cloud9: and had a rant. Apey will be home soon,  scared2: you must offer the same support.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28021 on: August 08, 2013, 10:39:59 PM »
Have a VP bar voddy or 5 on me

I guess one issue is there's not much repeat business in weddings (does anyone go back to the same venue for a second wedding?) so you're dealing with bar staff etc that don't care too much as they won't get or need the interweb recommendations which you must do.



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28022 on: August 08, 2013, 11:10:35 PM »
Rant coming later......... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28023 on: August 09, 2013, 07:49:18 AM »
Today I may be shaking my ass for charity.  8)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28024 on: August 09, 2013, 07:54:10 AM »
Sainsbury's delivered my shopping. Delivery man was struggling with the 10 steps up from the street.

Said he was asthmatic. Then he slumped on my sofa clutching his chest. eeek:

Ambulance has just left  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28025 on: August 09, 2013, 07:56:38 AM »
Sainsbury's delivered my shopping. Delivery man was struggling with the 10 steps up from the street.

Said he was asthmatic. Then he slumped on my sofa clutching his chest. eeek:

Ambulance has just left  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28026 on: August 09, 2013, 07:58:10 AM »
There is a van full of groceries outside my house  rubschin:  I have the keys
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28027 on: August 09, 2013, 08:04:40 AM »
There is a van full of groceries outside my house  rubschin:  I have the keys

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28028 on: August 09, 2013, 08:21:45 AM »
Sainsbury's delivered my shopping. Delivery man was struggling with the 10 steps up from the street.

Said he was asthmatic. Then he slumped on my sofa clutching his chest. eeek:

Ambulance has just left  noooo:

Sounds like he was fine till he realised who he was delivering groceries to.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28029 on: August 09, 2013, 08:24:10 AM »
Sainsbury's delivered my shopping. Delivery man was struggling with the 10 steps up from the street.

Said he was asthmatic. Then he slumped on my sofa clutching his chest. eeek:

Ambulance has just left  noooo:

Sounds like he was fine till he realised who he was delivering groceries to.  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28030 on: August 09, 2013, 08:27:59 AM »
Speeding?  Popcorn:

Insurance - or lack of it.  On the spare car. Parked in our private parking space.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28031 on: August 09, 2013, 08:41:10 AM »
Speeding?  Popcorn:

Insurance - or lack of it.  On the spare car. Parked in our private parking space.

Why, because it didn't have a SORN...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28032 on: August 09, 2013, 08:46:22 AM »
Speeding?  Popcorn:

Insurance - or lack of it.  On the spare car. Parked in our private parking space.

Why, because it didn't have a SORN...?  noooo:

Yup. But the date of the "offence" is stated as 27/02 and the online system wouldn't let us SORN it until 05/03 at the earliest! 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28033 on: August 09, 2013, 08:47:15 AM »
Speeding?  Popcorn:

Insurance - or lack of it.  On the spare car. Parked in our private parking space.

Why, because it didn't have a SORN...?  noooo:

Yup. But the date of the "offence" is stated as 27/02 and the online system wouldn't let us SORN it until 05/03 at the earliest!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28034 on: August 09, 2013, 09:53:35 AM »
There is a van full of groceries outside my house  rubschin:  I have the keys
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