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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28035 on: August 09, 2013, 12:19:13 PM »
Today I will mostly be cleaning  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28036 on: August 09, 2013, 12:26:47 PM »
Today I will mostly be cleaning  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28037 on: August 09, 2013, 12:30:11 PM »
Today I will mostly be cleaning  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28038 on: August 09, 2013, 12:31:34 PM »
Sainsbury's delivered my shopping. Delivery man was struggling with the 10 steps up from the street.

Said he was asthmatic. Then he slumped on my sofa clutching his chest. eeek:

Ambulance has just left  noooo:

Sounds like he was fine till he realised who he was delivering groceries to.  rubschin:

Have you any idea what 5000 tins of tuna weighs?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28039 on: August 09, 2013, 02:19:03 PM »
Today I will mostly be cleaning  ::)

Up after BM?  rubschin:

Nope - today he be mostly hiding in his basement!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28040 on: August 09, 2013, 02:20:17 PM »
I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28041 on: August 09, 2013, 02:22:57 PM »
I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost  sad24:

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28042 on: August 09, 2013, 02:23:31 PM »
Today I will mostly be cleaning  ::)

Up after BM?  rubschin:

Nope - today he be mostly hiding in his basement!!

He has been quiet......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28043 on: August 09, 2013, 02:24:31 PM »
I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost  sad24:

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out  sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28044 on: August 09, 2013, 02:25:49 PM »
I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost  sad24:

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out  sad32:

Don't tell us you are duveted in....? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28045 on: August 09, 2013, 02:26:04 PM »
I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost  sad24:

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out  sad32:

Come back over here - it's still sunny so we don't need duvets  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28046 on: August 09, 2013, 02:27:18 PM »
I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost  sad24:

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out  sad32:

Come back over here - it's still sunny so we don't need duvets  noooo:

Didn't you hear what he did to the grocery delivery man this morning mourning????  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28047 on: August 09, 2013, 02:28:47 PM »
Hoovering, then steam mopping marathon downstairs about to start ..............

Luckily NO duvet's needed  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28048 on: August 09, 2013, 02:31:25 PM »
I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost  sad24:

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out  sad32:

Come back over here - it's still sunny so we don't need duvets  noooo:

Didn't you hear what he did to the grocery delivery man this morning mourning????  scared2:

I'm sure it wasn't Nick's fault.................... noooo: noooo: noooo:
They shouldn't have employed someone so unfit, or allowed Nick to order so many tins of tuna (but I have absolutely no idea what this 'tuna' joke is about)....
If there is a vacancy are you applying for the delivery job BM  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28049 on: August 09, 2013, 02:32:42 PM »
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