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[Barman]

I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost 

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out 

Come back over here - it's still sunny so we don't need duvets 

Didn't you hear what he did to the grocery delivery man this morning mourning???? 

I'm sure it wasn't Nick's fault....................
They shouldn't have employed someone so unfit, or allowed Nick to order so many tins of tuna (but I have absolutely no idea what this 'tuna' joke is about)....
If there is a vacancy are you applying for the delivery job BM 

Not to Nick's place of doom! 

[The Moan Ranger]

I fought the law and the law lost

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I fought the law and the law lost

Yay! Drinks on the house!

Well done tiny! 

[Misty]

I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost 

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out 

I have done the same thing many times.  I lose my temper with pillow cases, the duvet is now Apey's job, I just get too upset by it.

[Nick]

 

[Misty]

I dont even take the pillow cases off to wash them anymore, I just put the whole thing in the machine. Its hot enough for the pilllow to dry in a day and I dont have the arseache of putting the case back on. 

[boogs]

I fought the law and the law lost

Well done TMR nice one 

[boogs]

I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost 

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out 

I have done the same thing many times.  I lose my temper with pillow cases, the duvet is now Apey's job, I just get too upset by it.

I have cracked that one after many years of fighting ... there is a knack to it 

[Misty]

I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost 

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out 

I have done the same thing many times.  I lose my temper with pillow cases, the duvet is now Apey's job, I just get too upset by it.

I have cracked that one after many years of fighting ... there is a knack to it 

I know..........get Apey to do it. 

[boogs]

I dont even take the pillow cases off to wash them anymore, I just put the whole thing in the machine. Its hot enough for the pilllow to dry in a day and I dont have the arseache of putting the case back on. 

Result Misty  wish I could do that it would take days here.... 

[boogs]

I have been fighting a duvet cover. I lost 

double or single..............................
If king sized we'd never see you again

King sized. I got into it and then couldn't get out 

I have done the same thing many times.  I lose my temper with pillow cases, the duvet is now Apey's job, I just get too upset by it.

I have cracked that one after many years of fighting ... there is a knack to it 

I know..........get Apey to do it. 

     

[apc2010]

I fought the law and the law lost

Ear worm.........

[apc2010]

Off out to work again .......   no free food .......   but maybe drinks..

[Baldy]

I fought the law and the law lost