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Offline boogs

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28155 on: August 12, 2013, 09:02:38 AM »
Off to meet daughter and two youngest grandchildren to go to park ... Rain Forecast... ::)

They are lively so by the end of the day it will be  surrender: surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28156 on: August 12, 2013, 10:32:28 AM »
Doctor: Gosh, you ear is very big I will prescribe you lots of pills for that

Doctor: How is your arm now?

Me: Improving, look I can do a nazi salute (I demonstrate)

Doctor: Jolly good. Do you do any exercises for it?

Me: I change gear a lot.

Doctor: Do you drive a tractor?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28157 on: August 12, 2013, 10:44:33 AM »
Shares in Listerine collapse as doctor scorns new use as miracle cure for poorly lugs
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28158 on: August 12, 2013, 10:46:09 AM »
12 pills a day  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28159 on: August 12, 2013, 10:59:20 AM »
down the throat, in the lug or what the French do?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28160 on: August 12, 2013, 10:59:48 AM »
Throat  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28161 on: August 12, 2013, 11:03:09 AM »
 :thumbsup:

methinks your hangover wasn't such and your drink holding reputation should be restored to its former level
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28162 on: August 12, 2013, 11:57:49 AM »
Right, funeral now
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28163 on: August 12, 2013, 12:17:12 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 12, 2013, 08:13:58 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 11, 2013, 10:43:12 PM
Quote from: Landlady on August 11, 2013, 06:29:51 PM
Quote from: Miss Adventure on August 11, 2013, 06:24:34 PM
Nice bushes LL, lovely bit of clipping. Hope you are having a well-earned libation.

My OCD extends to outside, as well as inside Miss A

Small glass on rose on the go - thank you  Thumbs:

What's with the car washing prior to guests departure I hear of  eeek: eeek: eeek: I thought we were posh with cooked breakfast and/or choc's on the pillow  whistle: whistle: whistle:

Breakfast ,,,,,,,, eeek:  I got  nothing ,..... evil:

Ah well that's the difference between LL being in residence or not  noooo:
However I believe breakfast was voted (by all) to be sustenance from bottled breakfast.............. noooo: noooo: noooo:

 rubschin:   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28164 on: August 12, 2013, 01:00:03 PM »
I'm back here like...  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28165 on: August 12, 2013, 01:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2013, 01:00:03 PM
I'm back here like...  Thumbs:

All stocked up like........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28166 on: August 12, 2013, 01:02:50 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2013, 01:00:03 PM
I'm back here like...  Thumbs:

All stocked up like........ rubschin:

 Thumbs:

Loadsabooze and shiny Mini parts.....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28167 on: August 12, 2013, 01:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2013, 01:02:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2013, 01:00:03 PM
I'm back here like...  Thumbs:

All stocked up like........ rubschin:

 Thumbs:

Loadsabooze and shiny Mini parts.....  cloud9:

No brooms or cauldrons  angry041:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28168 on: August 12, 2013, 01:14:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28169 on: August 12, 2013, 01:26:21 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 12, 2013, 01:09:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2013, 01:02:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2013, 01:00:03 PM
I'm back here like...  Thumbs:

All stocked up like........ rubschin:

 Thumbs:

Loadsabooze and shiny Mini parts.....  cloud9:

No brooms or cauldrons  angry041:

Have a drink........ Thumbs:
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