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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28425 on: August 21, 2013, 07:17:03 PM »
6 pin bowling for me

Not found the other 4 yet?  noooo:
Not today, today I was utter shite

Explanation.  A par score in ten pin bowling is 200 (max is 300) over 10 frames.  So when my average is 120 it's 60% of par so I call it 6 pin bowling. 

Today I felt like shite and played like shite and scored even worse  Banghead

Imagine what your score would have been if you'd put the side bumpers down....  noooo:

Voice of experience....... rubschin:

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Or to you for your keyboard!  point:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28426 on: August 21, 2013, 07:24:55 PM »
6 pin bowling for me

Not found the other 4 yet?  noooo:
Not today, today I was utter shite

Explanation.  A par score in ten pin bowling is 200 (max is 300) over 10 frames.  So when my average is 120 it's 60% of par so I call it 6 pin bowling. 

Today I felt like shite and played like shite and scored even worse  Banghead

Imagine what your score would have been if you'd put the side bumpers down....  noooo:

Voice of experience....... rubschin:

 evil:

Give them to LL for the car.......... whistle:
Or to you for your keyboard!  point:

Quote system gubbed....... noooo:

That naff Tapatalk ap problee.....  whistle:


 evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28427 on: August 21, 2013, 11:36:33 PM »
6 pin bowling for me

Not found the other 4 yet?  noooo:
Not today, today I was utter shite

Explanation.  A par score in ten pin bowling is 200 (max is 300) over 10 frames.  So when my average is 120 it's 60% of par so I call it 6 pin bowling. 

Today I felt like shite and played like shite and scored even worse  Banghead

Imagine what your score would have been if you'd put the side bumpers down....  noooo:

Voice of experience....... rubschin:

 evil:

Give them to LL for the car.......... whistle:
Or to you for your keyboard!  point:

Quote system gubbed....... noooo:

That naff Tapatalk ap problee.....  whistle:


 evil:

 point:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28428 on: August 21, 2013, 11:41:59 PM »
6 pin bowling for me

Not found the other 4 yet?  noooo:
Not today, today I was utter shite

Explanation.  A par score in ten pin bowling is 200 (max is 300) over 10 frames.  So when my average is 120 it's 60% of par so I call it 6 pin bowling. 

Today I felt like shite and played like shite and scored even worse  Banghead

Imagine what your score would have been if you'd put the side bumpers down....  noooo:

Voice of experience....... rubschin:

 evil:

Give them to LL for the car.......... whistle:
Or to you for your keyboard!  point:

Quote system gubbed....... noooo:

That naff Tapatalk ap problee.....  whistle:


 evil:

 point:

I want my 2 quid back....... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28429 on: August 21, 2013, 11:48:34 PM »
6 pin bowling for me

Not found the other 4 yet?  noooo:
Not today, today I was utter shite

Explanation.  A par score in ten pin bowling is 200 (max is 300) over 10 frames.  So when my average is 120 it's 60% of par so I call it 6 pin bowling. 

Today I felt like shite and played like shite and scored even worse  Banghead

Imagine what your score would have been if you'd put the side bumpers down....  noooo:

Voice of experience....... rubschin:

 evil:

Give them to LL for the car.......... whistle:
Or to you for your keyboard!  point:

Quote system gubbed....... noooo:

That naff Tapatalk ap problee.....  whistle:


 evil:

 point:

I want my 2 quid back....... evil:

No chance from that bucket bonce.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28430 on: August 22, 2013, 06:07:40 AM »
6 pin bowling for me

Not found the other 4 yet?  noooo:
Not today, today I was utter shite

Explanation.  A par score in ten pin bowling is 200 (max is 300) over 10 frames.  So when my average is 120 it's 60% of par so I call it 6 pin bowling. 

Today I felt like shite and played like shite and scored even worse  Banghead

Imagine what your score would have been if you'd put the side bumpers down....  noooo:

Voice of experience....... rubschin:

 evil:

Give them to LL for the car.......... whistle:
Or to you for your keyboard!  point:

Quote system gubbed....... noooo:

That naff Tapatalk ap problee.....  whistle:


 evil:

 point:

I want my 2 quid back....... evil:

No chance from that bucket bonce.  noooo:

 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28431 on: August 22, 2013, 07:15:58 AM »
All mains power off Banghead , still got an intermittent 1G signal it seems

But the upside is the world has gone amazingly and I might say beautifully silent  ;D

So shall I (well except the beautiful bit obviously)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28432 on: August 22, 2013, 07:21:47 AM »
All mains power off Banghead , still got an intermittent 1G signal it seems

But the upside is the world has gone amazingly and I might say beautifully silent  ;D

So shall I (well except the beautiful bit obviously)

Time to get the generator out and make some NOISE!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28433 on: August 22, 2013, 07:30:15 AM »
All mains power off Banghead , still got an intermittent 1G signal it seems

But the upside is the world has gone amazingly and I might say beautifully silent  ;D

So shall I (well except the beautiful bit obviously)

Time to get the generator out and make some NOISE!  eveilgrin:

but its so early!!  eeek: you are like the shittest neighbour ever.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28434 on: August 22, 2013, 07:31:28 AM »
I have to werk  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28435 on: August 22, 2013, 07:33:20 AM »
All mains power off Banghead , still got an intermittent 1G signal it seems

But the upside is the world has gone amazingly and I might say beautifully silent  ;D

So shall I (well except the beautiful bit obviously)

Time to get the generator out and make some NOISE!  eveilgrin:

but its so early!!  eeek: you are like the shittest neighbour ever.  noooo:

No, my neighbour is the shittiest neighbour ever.....  noooo:

We had Hi-Fi wars last week - I won!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28436 on: August 22, 2013, 11:33:06 AM »
Just back from Pafos with another wheelbarrow wheel....  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28437 on: August 22, 2013, 11:34:57 AM »
Buy her a JCB like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28438 on: August 22, 2013, 11:41:11 AM »
Buy her a JCB like  :thumbsup:

I'd have top paint the gates yellow....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28439 on: August 22, 2013, 11:41:52 AM »
Not after the first few collisions  :thumbsup:
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