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[The Moan Ranger]

Drinking Young's

[Landlady]

When the great morning came Mr Salteena did not have an egg for his
brekfast in case he should be sick on the jorney. So he waited until he was invited to frends to eat free (range) eggs.

What top hat will you wear asked Ethel.It will surely stop the sun bouncing off yur bald plate.

I shall wear my best black and my white alpacka coat to keep off the
dust and flies replied Mr Salteena. You no they can't afford bleach across the road.

I shall put loads and loads of red ruge on my face said Ethel because I am very pale
owing to the drains in this house because you keep me so short on housekeping I can't afford bleach either.

You will look very silly, as per usual, said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh but at your age tis nice to see you trying to make an effort.

Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the
room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her
arms swinging in rithum. Bollocks to you she shouted anyway you'll be pissed as usual and I shalt wee in your hat when you is asleep.

 

  The enhanced version 

[Nick]

 

[Landlady]

I'm glad you knew that LL, bloody cheek, my money's on you if it comes to a scrap

They both have scrap ...........Nick the sierria ....LL the mini.........

It's worse than that I don't even own the mini 

[Nick]

Hasn't he made a will? 

[Miss Adventure]

When the great morning came Mr Salteena did not have an egg for his
brekfast in case he should be sick on the jorney. So he waited until he was invited to frends to eat free (range) eggs.

What top hat will you wear asked Ethel.It will surely stop the sun bouncing off yur bald plate.

I shall wear my best black and my white alpacka coat to keep off the
dust and flies replied Mr Salteena. You no they can't afford bleach across the road.

I shall put loads and loads of red ruge on my face said Ethel because I am very pale
owing to the drains in this house because you keep me so short on housekeping I can't afford bleach either.

You will look very silly, as per usual, said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh but at your age tis nice to see you trying to make an effort.

Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the
room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her
arms swinging in rithum. Bollocks to you she shouted anyway you'll be pissed as usual and I shalt wee in your hat when you is asleep.

 

  The enhanced version 

[Landlady]

Drinking Young's

Happy days 

[apc2010]

I'm glad you knew that LL, bloody cheek, my money's on you if it comes to a scrap

They both have scrap ...........Nick the sierria ....LL the mini.........

It's worse than that I don't even own the mini 

I meant the car........

[Landlady]

Hasn't he made a will? 

Interesting point well made 

[Barman]

When the great morning came Mr Salteena did not have an egg for his
brekfast in case he should be sick on the jorney. So he waited until he was invited to frends to eat free (range) eggs.

What top hat will you wear asked Ethel.It will surely stop the sun bouncing off yur bald plate.

I shall wear my best black and my white alpacka coat to keep off the
dust and flies replied Mr Salteena. You no they can't afford bleach across the road.

I shall put loads and loads of red ruge on my face said Ethel because I am very pale
owing to the drains in this house because you keep me so short on housekeping I can't afford bleach either.

You will look very silly, as per usual, said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh but at your age tis nice to see you trying to make an effort.

Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the
room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her
arms swinging in rithum. Bollocks to you she shouted anyway you'll be pissed as usual and I shalt wee in your hat when you is asleep.

 

  The enhanced version 

 

[Steve]

Today I have been 5 pin bowling which frankly is not impressive (average 106)

I showed them all the Celebrity Death Bingo game.  They all think me, all you and anyone else to do with CDB are very sick.   ::)Things I can live with #18.

Anyway they laughed a lot just at the rules so that's the main point


I am now off to see OMPS man

[boogs]

Today I have been 5 pin bowling which frankly is not impressive (average 106)

I showed them all the Celebrity Death Bingo game.  They all think me, all you and anyone else to do with CDB are very sick.   ::)Things I can live with #18.

Anyway they laughed a lot just at the rules so that's the main point


I am now off to see OMPS man

Good Luck 

[Steve]

Today I have been 5 pin bowling which frankly is not impressive (average 106)

I showed them all the Celebrity Death Bingo game.  They all think me, all you and anyone else to do with CDB are very sick.   ::)Things I can live with #18.

Anyway they laughed a lot just at the rules so that's the main point


I am now off to see OMPS man

Good Luck 

Ta 

The quack (actually he's very good) reaction was     Both he and I want to avoid surgery so as long as it's OK-ish now then we'll maybe leave it that way

[Landlady]

I am now off to see OMPS man

  At Willie Wonka's Factory 

[Steve]

I am now off to see OMPS man

  At Willie Wonka's Factory 

  I'll clearly have to look that up.