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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28635 on: August 30, 2013, 09:57:39 AM »
I don't have any choice Mr C tells me the grass needs cutting.   sad24:






*Serious mode*  I can't wait. It is still going to be a long slog and for once I am prepared to do what I am told to the letter rather than end up back in here having relapsed. * Serious mode off*

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28636 on: August 30, 2013, 10:07:55 AM »
I don't have any choice Mr C tells me the grass needs cutting.   sad24:






*Serious mode*  I can't wait. It is still going to be a long slog and for once I am prepared to do what I am told to the letter rather than end up back in here having relapsed. * Serious mode off*

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28637 on: August 30, 2013, 10:43:58 AM »
Off to werk soon.........new contract but bloody miles away ......(darwin mode) got a driver ......... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28638 on: August 30, 2013, 11:15:19 AM »
At about 1 pm yesterday afternoon I was told that I was being transferred to a different ward and that it would take place within the hour.  I was finally transferred at 10.47 pm. I am all discombobulated now. Sleep is not going to come easy.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28639 on: August 30, 2013, 11:20:08 AM »
I'm back like.... no excrement has been smeared on my return....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28640 on: August 30, 2013, 11:23:34 AM »
Are you expecting a warm hand on your entrance?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28641 on: August 30, 2013, 11:31:54 AM »
Are you expecting a warm hand on your entrance?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28642 on: August 30, 2013, 11:54:14 AM »
I don't have any choice Mr C tells me the grass needs cutting.   sad24:






*Serious mode*  I can't wait. It is still going to be a long slog and for once I am prepared to do what I am told to the letter rather than end up back in here having relapsed. * Serious mode off*

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28643 on: August 30, 2013, 03:37:52 PM »
I don't have any choice Mr C tells me the grass needs cutting.   sad24:






*Serious mode*  I can't wait. It is still going to be a long slog and for once I am prepared to do what I am told to the letter rather than end up back in here having relapsed. * Serious mode off*

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That is fantastic news  Miss C     bond: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28644 on: August 30, 2013, 05:19:00 PM »
Just got in to Miss C's news... are you nearly there yet Miss C  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28645 on: August 30, 2013, 06:34:49 PM »
Today I will mainly be going home I hope.  Party001: Party001: Party001:



Good N ews for you Miss C.   I on the otherhand am now home and not happy about it at all.   ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28646 on: August 30, 2013, 06:35:31 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28647 on: August 30, 2013, 07:14:47 PM »
 redface:  Oh sorry Nick must get the washing, ironing, Christmas Cards written, cleaning and painting the shoe cupboard and ... and...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28648 on: August 30, 2013, 07:20:24 PM »
redface:  Oh sorry Nick must get the washing, ironing, Christmas Cards written, cleaning and painting the shoe cupboard and ... and...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28649 on: August 30, 2013, 07:21:56 PM »
I am gong to bed. Tipsy must not wriggle...........
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