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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29070 on: September 16, 2013, 03:34:57 PM »
Not even an hour!  Fish-wife threw her pint of Strongbow over the husband/father of illegitimate offspring #5 then cousin/uncle dad wades in and before you know it they're brawling in the car park. 

Then all into their work vans back to Mitcham for round 2.

It's what happens if you have a "CR" postcode.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29071 on: September 16, 2013, 03:36:52 PM »
Not even an hour!  Fish-wife threw her pint of Strongbow over the husband/father of illegitimate offspring #5 then cousin/uncle dad wades in and before you know it they're brawling in the car park. 

Then all into their work vans back to Mitcham for round 2.

It's what happens if you have a "CR" postcode.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29072 on: September 16, 2013, 06:53:20 PM »
No splurging here.  Today I will mostly be trying to catch up on 6 weeks or so of crap and dross. evil:

Reading the forum......... rubschin:

 noooo: Oh noes even I cannot cope with that amount of crap and dross.  My desk is groaning under the weight of accumulated paperwork.  The two lawns have not been cut for about eight weeks and resemble hay meadows rather than lawns. There is not a lot of clean washing in the house.  Oh woe is me I need a magic fairy godmother.

Please Miss C take it steady ... It will get done eventually... ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29073 on: September 17, 2013, 06:51:33 AM »
Attention was duly paid. It rained and was far too wet. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29074 on: September 17, 2013, 03:29:00 PM »
Off to werk ,,,,,,,, evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29075 on: September 17, 2013, 03:32:27 PM »
Off to werk ,,,,,,,, evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29076 on: September 17, 2013, 03:50:02 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29077 on: September 17, 2013, 04:53:20 PM »
Attention was duly paid. It rained and was far too wet. angel1

Glad to hear it.  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29078 on: September 18, 2013, 12:24:16 PM »
Surprisingly, I am in West Brum...  took one and half hours to do 1 mile to get off the M5 this morning.  This is becoming quite a common frequent event but never seems to be mentioned on BBC traffic news.   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29079 on: September 18, 2013, 12:26:16 PM »
You should run faster  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29080 on: September 18, 2013, 12:57:23 PM »
Surprisingly, I am in West Brum...  took one and half hours to do 1 mile to get off the M5 this morning.  This is becoming quite a common frequent event but never seems to be mentioned on BBC traffic news.   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29081 on: September 18, 2013, 12:59:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29082 on: September 18, 2013, 01:01:18 PM »
Surprisingly, I am in West Brum...  took one and half hours to do 1 mile to get off the M5 this morning.  This is becoming quite a common frequent event but never seems to be mentioned on BBC traffic news.   noooo:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29083 on: September 18, 2013, 01:44:35 PM »
I am about 9 miles East of RAF Leeming a Hercules has just flown over head several Hawks have already flown over having just taken off . We are camping for a couple of days.

I can see our time being spent dashing in and out of the tent playing aircraft I spy. cloud9:  However I am also crosser than a cross thing because I left home without my cameras. angry041: All I have is an iPhone.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29084 on: September 18, 2013, 01:46:09 PM »
Camping???  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

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