The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.
That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.
This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again.
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep
"
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep"
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts
I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet.
Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet.
