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[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

[Baldy]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

Not quite so straight forward as that.

I do not know the router password. The girlfriend who has gone knows it but I cannot get hold of her at the moment. The phone line is in my ex-wife's name and the phone company will only deal with her and I do not want to give her the chance of screwing up the situation any further.  In the short term the on/off scenario will upset him enough to tell his provider they can stick their package, then I will charge him a moderate sum to continue to 'share' my wifi. 

It is just the feckin cheek that they 'borrow' my wifi and prolly charge him for the privilege. 

[Barman]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

Not quite so straight forward as that.

I do not know the router password. The girlfriend who has gone knows it but I cannot get hold of her at the moment. The phone line is in my ex-wife's name and the phone company will only deal with her and I do not want to give her the chance of screwing up the situation any further.  In the short term the on/off scenario will upset him enough to tell his provider they can stick their package, then I will charge him a moderate sum to continue to 'share' my wifi. 

It is just the feckin cheek that they 'borrow' my wifi and prolly charge him for the privilege. 

Tell Cyta your router is bust and get a new one! 

[Baldy]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

Not quite so straight forward as that.

I do not know the router password. The girlfriend who has gone knows it but I cannot get hold of her at the moment. The phone line is in my ex-wife's name and the phone company will only deal with her and I do not want to give her the chance of screwing up the situation any further.  In the short term the on/off scenario will upset him enough to tell his provider they can stick their package, then I will charge him a moderate sum to continue to 'share' my wifi. 

It is just the feckin cheek that they 'borrow' my wifi and prolly charge him for the privilege. 

Tell Cyta your router is bust and get a new one! 

The ex-wife would have to do that......she would prolly close the account rather than help me out. 

[boogs]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

Not quite so straight forward as that.

I do not know the router password. The girlfriend who has gone knows it but I cannot get hold of her at the moment. The phone line is in my ex-wife's name and the phone company will only deal with her and I do not want to give her the chance of screwing up the situation any further.  In the short term the on/off scenario will upset him enough to tell his provider they can stick their package, then I will charge him a moderate sum to continue to 'share' my wifi. 

It is just the feckin cheek that they 'borrow' my wifi and prolly charge him for the privilege. 

Tell Cyta your router is bust and get a new one! 

The ex-wife would have to do that......she would prolly close the account rather than help me out. 

You are popular then .... 

[Baldy]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

Not quite so straight forward as that.

I do not know the router password. The girlfriend who has gone knows it but I cannot get hold of her at the moment. The phone line is in my ex-wife's name and the phone company will only deal with her and I do not want to give her the chance of screwing up the situation any further.  In the short term the on/off scenario will upset him enough to tell his provider they can stick their package, then I will charge him a moderate sum to continue to 'share' my wifi. 

It is just the feckin cheek that they 'borrow' my wifi and prolly charge him for the privilege. 

Tell Cyta your router is bust and get a new one! 

The ex-wife would have to do that......she would prolly close the account rather than help me out. 

You are popular then .... 

Oh yes. 

[boogs]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

Not quite so straight forward as that.

I do not know the router password. The girlfriend who has gone knows it but I cannot get hold of her at the moment. The phone line is in my ex-wife's name and the phone company will only deal with her and I do not want to give her the chance of screwing up the situation any further.  In the short term the on/off scenario will upset him enough to tell his provider they can stick their package, then I will charge him a moderate sum to continue to 'share' my wifi. 

It is just the feckin cheek that they 'borrow' my wifi and prolly charge him for the privilege. 

Tell Cyta your router is bust and get a new one! 

The ex-wife would have to do that......she would prolly close the account rather than help me out. 

You are popular then .... 

Oh yes. 

Off the Christmas card list.......

[Barman]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

Not quite so straight forward as that.

I do not know the router password. The girlfriend who has gone knows it but I cannot get hold of her at the moment. The phone line is in my ex-wife's name and the phone company will only deal with her and I do not want to give her the chance of screwing up the situation any further.  In the short term the on/off scenario will upset him enough to tell his provider they can stick their package, then I will charge him a moderate sum to continue to 'share' my wifi. 

It is just the feckin cheek that they 'borrow' my wifi and prolly charge him for the privilege. 

Tell Cyta your router is bust and get a new one! 

The ex-wife would have to do that......she would prolly close the account rather than help me out. 

You are popular then .... 

Oh yes. 

Off the Christmas card list.......

Never on it.... 

[Baldy]

The power in my place tripped the other day when I was out.
I came back home to find the bloke next door going up and down from the roof with his laptop. I initially went inside my place to find that I had no leccy...he was out on the landing huffing & puffing about no internet. After I went downstairs to sort the trip switch out he was happily back in his place on his puter.

That got me thinking that he might have hacked into my internet.

This avro I went to the pub and turned off my router. I came back to him huffing and puffing again. 
"Do you have internet?" he barks
"Yep  "
"Is it a strong signal?"
"Yep" 
"Well mine is down and the man who provided my package will not answer his phone!!" he shouts

I presume his provider is 'borrowing' my internet. 

Anyways I have not yet told him that he seems to be on my system. He likes to play online games, so every now and again I just turn the router off and ruin whatever game he is playing......he then gets on the telephone to shout at his tv/internet provider that the package is shite.
I will let him carry on for a day or so  and get more upset with his provider before I point out that he has been stealing from me and I would like some beer tokens if he would like me to give him 24/7 internet. 

Don't bother turning the router off - just set a good WPA security password.

If you've already done that - and he really is using your interweb then be afraid, very afraid 'cos he prolly werks for the NSA or MI5/6 . . . .

Not quite so straight forward as that.

I do not know the router password. The girlfriend who has gone knows it but I cannot get hold of her at the moment. The phone line is in my ex-wife's name and the phone company will only deal with her and I do not want to give her the chance of screwing up the situation any further.  In the short term the on/off scenario will upset him enough to tell his provider they can stick their package, then I will charge him a moderate sum to continue to 'share' my wifi. 

It is just the feckin cheek that they 'borrow' my wifi and prolly charge him for the privilege. 

Tell Cyta your router is bust and get a new one! 

The ex-wife would have to do that......she would prolly close the account rather than help me out. 

You are popular then .... 

Oh yes. 

Off the Christmas card list.......

Eco friendly, save the trees you say? 

[Steve]

Can't you reset the password if you link to it with an ethernet cable

Must be funny though to see the contortions of your thieving neighbour.

Be careful what he does with your IP address

[Baldy]

Can't you reset the password if you link to it with an ethernet cable

Must be funny though to see the contortions of your thieving neighbour.

Be careful what he does with your IP address

He is going mad. 
I do not think he knows he is tapped into mine...hence his conversation with me. If he knew he was nicking it he would surely keep quiet.
I think his 'providers' have done it and are charging him. Which is why he is so annoyed. 

[apc2010]

Can't you reset the password if you link to it with an ethernet cable

Must be funny though to see the contortions of your thieving neighbour.

Be careful what he does with your IP address

I think the geezer stealing it should be more worried of wot Baldy watches.........

[Steve]

Can't you reset the password if you link to it with an ethernet cable

Must be funny though to see the contortions of your thieving neighbour.

Be careful what he does with your IP address

I think the geezer stealing it should be more worried of wot Baldy watches.........

I could post a  but I'd be lying

[Baldy]

Can't you reset the password if you link to it with an ethernet cable

Must be funny though to see the contortions of your thieving neighbour.

Be careful what he does with your IP address

I think the geezer stealing it should be more worried of wot Baldy watches.........

BM got me to sign up for his bedcam project. 

Not much to see so far. Just a couple of idiots sleeping on chocolate. 

[apc2010]

Can't you reset the password if you link to it with an ethernet cable

Must be funny though to see the contortions of your thieving neighbour.

Be careful what he does with your IP address

I think the geezer stealing it should be more worried of wot Baldy watches.........

BM got me to sign up for his bedcam project. 

Not much to see so far. Just a couple of idiots sleeping on chocolate.