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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29370 on: September 24, 2013, 01:31:19 PM »
Been on a mission to track down some missing cousins (last seen 15 years ago). Knocked on their door and pretended to be from the JWs  ;D

Got a mouthful of abuse and a door slammed in my face  redface:

Had to start all over again  redface:

Do they now wish it was the JWs........ whistle:

You are assuming that they actually thought it was the JWs when they opened the door and saw him.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29371 on: September 24, 2013, 01:32:33 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29372 on: September 24, 2013, 01:36:43 PM »
Been on a mission to track down some missing cousins (last seen 15 years ago). Knocked on their door and pretended to be from the JWs  ;D

Got a mouthful of abuse and a door slammed in my face  redface:

Had to start all over again  redface:

Do they now wish it was the JWs........ whistle:

You are assuming that they actually thought it was the JWs when they opened the door and saw him.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29373 on: September 24, 2013, 02:04:47 PM »
I have to go out and meet yet another insurance assessor at the flooded apartment....  Banghead

...might get him to come back and have a look at the kitchen floor....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29374 on: September 24, 2013, 02:06:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29375 on: September 24, 2013, 03:08:25 PM »
Oh noes, you'll have to go through the trauma of sandal selection again. Get 2 pairs this time - no buckles - bit gay looking  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29376 on: September 24, 2013, 03:26:54 PM »
Oh noes, you'll have to go through the trauma of sandal selection again. Get 2 pairs this time - no buckles - bit gay looking  eyes:

They are not gay!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29377 on: September 24, 2013, 03:28:15 PM »
He is in denial  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29378 on: September 24, 2013, 03:28:45 PM »
Oh noes, you'll have to go through the trauma of sandal selection again. Get 2 pairs this time - no buckles - bit gay looking  eyes:

They are not gay!  cussing:

We will judge that..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29379 on: September 24, 2013, 03:29:33 PM »
Oh noes, you'll have to go through the trauma of sandal selection again. Get 2 pairs this time - no buckles - bit gay looking  eyes:

They are not gay!  cussing:

We will judge that..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29380 on: September 24, 2013, 04:37:18 PM »
Word to the wise...

Don't mix concrete in the kitchen....  noooo:
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You will be singing in the front row of the choir when she gets home.  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29381 on: September 24, 2013, 04:40:12 PM »
Oh noes, you'll have to go through the trauma of sandal selection again. Get 2 pairs this time - no buckles - bit gay looking  eyes:

They are not gay!  cussing:

We will judge that..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29382 on: September 24, 2013, 04:42:14 PM »
Just saw the doc from upstairs. He is extremely interested in Urology (Kidneys to Will or similar) and wants to question me about my weeing habits for some research project  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29383 on: September 24, 2013, 04:48:54 PM »
Just saw the doc from upstairs. He is extremely interested in Urology (Kidneys to Will or similar) and wants to question me about my weeing habits for some research project  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29384 on: September 24, 2013, 04:53:36 PM »
Just saw the doc from upstairs. He is extremely interested in Urology (Kidneys to Will or similar) and wants to question me about my weeing habits for some research project  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:   Full on.  noooo:  2gayers:

Is he taking the piss out of you ....... rubschin: