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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35280 on: June 13, 2014, 07:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2014, 07:34:49 PM
I am getting hammered.

You may recall me mentioning I have been the investigating officer in a particularly difficult case.

3 months this has consumed my working life.

The hearing date was set for Monday at 9am.

6pm tonight he has resigned.

whoop , whoop and big feckin whoop.

The drinks are on me  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35281 on: June 13, 2014, 08:15:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2014, 07:34:49 PM
I am getting hammered.

You may recall me mentioning I have been the investigating officer in a particularly difficult case.

3 months this has consumed my working life.

The hearing date was set for Monday at 9am.

6pm tonight he has resigned.

whoop , whoop and big feckin whoop.

The drinks are on me  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: 

Well done the Axeperson!  think it should be you being bought drinks.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35282 on: June 13, 2014, 08:16:44 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2014, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2014, 07:34:49 PM
I am getting hammered.

You may recall me mentioning I have been the investigating officer in a particularly difficult case.

3 months this has consumed my working life.

The hearing date was set for Monday at 9am.

6pm tonight he has resigned.

whoop , whoop and big feckin whoop.

The drinks are on me  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: 

Well done to the Axeperson!  think it should be you being bought drinks.


OI, my order is in...... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35283 on: June 13, 2014, 08:42:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2014, 07:34:49 PM
I am getting hammered.

You may recall me mentioning I have been the investigating officer in a particularly difficult case.

3 months this has consumed my working life.

The hearing date was set for Monday at 9am.

6pm tonight he has resigned.

whoop , whoop and big feckin whoop.

The drinks are on me  :thumbsup:

A result.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35284 on: June 13, 2014, 09:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2014, 07:34:49 PM
I am getting hammered.

You may recall me mentioning I have been the investigating officer in a particularly difficult case.

3 months this has consumed my working life.

The hearing date was set for Monday at 9am.

6pm tonight he has resigned.

whoop , whoop and big feckin whoop.

The drinks are on me  :thumbsup:

Well done, Miss D. Enjoy a well deserved Voddy or ten  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35285 on: June 13, 2014, 09:59:05 PM »
We just had to evict a toad that had hopped in through the patio door

He/She was most disgruntled about it
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35286 on: June 13, 2014, 10:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2014, 09:59:05 PM
We just had to evict a toad that had hopped in through the patio door

He/She was most disgruntled about it

Apey will go anywhere for a free drink.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35287 on: June 13, 2014, 10:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 13, 2014, 10:20:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2014, 09:59:05 PM
We just had to evict a toad that had hopped in through the patio door

He/She was most disgruntled about it

Apey will go anywhere for a free drink.  noooo:
lol:

We were well pleased though.  Thought we'd lost our resident frogs, toads and newts (more jokes?) last year but now we know they're all back.

Yep, weird
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35288 on: June 13, 2014, 10:50:12 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 13, 2014, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2014, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 13, 2014, 07:34:49 PM
I am getting hammered.

You may recall me mentioning I have been the investigating officer in a particularly difficult case.

3 months this has consumed my working life.

The hearing date was set for Monday at 9am.

6pm tonight he has resigned.

whoop , whoop and big feckin whoop.

The drinks are on me  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: 

Well done to the Axeperson!  think it should be you being bought drinks.


OI, my order is in...... whistle:

Drinks on Apey you say....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35289 on: June 14, 2014, 12:23:16 PM »
Off to the beach...... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35290 on: June 14, 2014, 12:24:40 PM »
DIY stuff...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35291 on: June 14, 2014, 12:25:47 PM »
DIFLL  more like  point: point: point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35292 on: June 14, 2014, 01:22:17 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35293 on: June 14, 2014, 01:25:44 PM »
True  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35294 on: June 15, 2014, 05:50:14 AM »
Father's/Fathers' Day lunch with The Boy here:

http://sheldrakesrestaurant.co.uk/

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I see they have Pork tender lion on the menu  eeek:
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