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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35745 on: July 11, 2014, 11:43:00 PM »
Evangelists out in force today. This chap outside McDonalds is carrying a placard with the word JESUS written on it.



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35746 on: July 12, 2014, 05:01:23 AM »
Werstshire     ::)
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35747 on: July 12, 2014, 05:07:51 AM »
I will be there on Wednesday  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35748 on: July 12, 2014, 04:22:06 PM »
Water pump all fixed and werking.....  cloud9:

Nicked one from Miss A;s gaff.......... rubschin:

The thought had crossed my mind... Is hard to enjoy my hols knowing that BM is lurking at my place with his spanners.

Most of it should be fine Miss A, you just need to replace the tellybox and whatever you had in the beer fridge before BM swilled it you left  rubschin:

Ummm.....  redface:

I just hope Miss A has the good sense to check for hidden camera when she gets back . . .     whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35749 on: July 12, 2014, 04:53:24 PM »
Water pump all fixed and werking.....  cloud9:

Nicked one from Miss A;s gaff.......... rubschin:

The thought had crossed my mind... Is hard to enjoy my hols knowing that BM is lurking at my place with his spanners.

Most of it should be fine Miss A, you just need to replace the tellybox and whatever you had in the beer fridge before BM swilled it you left  rubschin:

Ummm.....  redface:

I just hope Miss A has the good sense to check for hidden camera when she gets back . . .     whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35750 on: July 12, 2014, 05:03:40 PM »
Sorting out washing and packing for ridiculously complicated trip  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35751 on: July 12, 2014, 05:09:36 PM »
Sorting out washing and packing for ridiculously complicated trip  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35752 on: July 12, 2014, 05:15:24 PM »
 noooo: noooo:  I have to go to Winchester but via Preston for a cup of coffee  ::), so obviously I have booked an hotel in Manchester. Then I go to London and Reading before going to Inkberrow.  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35753 on: July 12, 2014, 05:24:03 PM »
noooo: noooo:  I have to go to Winchester but via Preston for a cup of coffee  ::), so obviously I have booked an hotel in Manchester. Then I go to London and Reading before going to Inkberrow.  NickSick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35754 on: July 12, 2014, 05:25:23 PM »
Whole trip is speculative  whistle:  Even the Inkberrow bit  sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35755 on: July 12, 2014, 10:11:09 PM »
Guess Steve has finished his cricket .....light stopped play....... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35756 on: July 12, 2014, 10:18:09 PM »
Guess Steve has finished his cricket .....light stopped play....... rubschin:
Last of 20 guests just gone, watched the last 20 mins of Holland v Brazil

Efifin brilliant but so so knackering day.  The good weather window arrived in perfect time and stayed throughout.  Everyone seemed to love Jody Scheckter's Buffalo burgers and for once I cooked it all without burning anything.  And I won the silly cricket!

now have to help CWMBO recover, she's cowered upstairs all day



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35757 on: July 13, 2014, 05:33:15 AM »
In Werstshire  wearing a nurses outfit which I can hopefully exchange for Lycra at some point.  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35758 on: July 13, 2014, 05:36:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #35759 on: July 13, 2014, 05:58:44 AM »
In Werstshire  wearing a nurses outfit which I can hopefully exchange for Lycra at some point.  surrender:

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