Today I woke to dog crap (very soft

)all over the front room

cleaned that up, scrubbed the carpet. Had to go shopping for holiday

had every knobhead on the road against me in conjunction with every traffic light and crossing

spent five hours and got nothing for me

came home shattered to find more crap everywhere again After cleaning the carpet again I had a nap

to be woken by Mr B to tell me she had done it again

Third clean of the day I must have the cleanest carpet in the UK TONIGHT

She is now banned to the kitchen for know mopping is easier
