Today I woke to dog crap (very soft
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)all over the front room
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cleaned that up, scrubbed the carpet. Had to go shopping for holiday
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had every knobhead on the road against me in conjunction with every traffic light and crossing
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spent five hours and got nothing for me
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came home shattered to find more crap everywhere again After cleaning the carpet again I had a nap
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to be woken by Mr B to tell me she had done it again
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Third clean of the day I must have the cleanest carpet in the UK TONIGHT
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She is now banned to the kitchen for know mopping is easier
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